The bully and the boy

Trisha was bullying me again.
"you're a fat, fat, fatty. Keep eating fatty," she said snarkily as I ate my fish and bologna sandwich.
"Doesn't bother me," I replied in hopes she would leave me alone
"whatever discharge dog."
My name is Ed Sheeran, and this is my story.

In which the ugly, smelly, ginger mayo monkey, Ed Sheeran gets bullied by the school's baddie and gang leader, Trisha Paytas. Will they risk it all for each other? Will Trisha give up her gang lifestyle for her little snow roach? Who lives, who dies, who tells their story?

If you hate this book you are homophobic and racist.