My neighbour is a vampire

" Good morning neighbour. " Pranit waves his hand, holding a dumbbell in his other hand.

" Morning " Nachiket waves back holding his dry underwear in his other hand.

Their thoughts as they look at each other :

" My neighbour is a vampire. " Nachiket put the underwear in the basket.

" My neighbour is a cutie. " Pranit got back to lifting his dumbbells.

Nachiket's desire to write his next novel in peace made him rent a house close to some forest in Dehradun. His house is far away from the residents and closer to the woods but he's not completely alone because he has a neighbour.

" I am so fortunate he's my neighbour. " He had thought

But when he found out that his neighbor is a vampire he did the most sensible thing he could think of. He made it his mission to find proof about his neighbour.

Warning: Read it while sitting on the ground. I don't want you to fall while laughing.