Standing // Joke Losercake Fanfiction // slight nsfw (read desc please)
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so uh... i don't really know how to explain this.. so basically loser being this strange horny creature has become a MASSIVE joke between me and my friends so uh
this is a result of that! this story is really old (from november 2020) i wrote it in dms with my friend at the middle of the night but thats fine because this was made as a joke! (sort of, i did try to seriously portray loser's feelings but also adding the sex stuff and occasional satirical comment. i dont want this to feel like i'm treating trauma as a joke, don't take this very seriously and please tell me if i messed up)
this is old and i don't feel like rewriting any of it so you are getting it raw as i wrote it all those months ago..
basically it's just how loser went insane except the fanfic itself is less ..insane..? idk how to describe it really. Also i assume cake and loser were already dating before the events of this i guess
All characters belong to Jacknjellify and aren't mine!!!
Cover art/my profile picture was drawn by @the-daily-loser on tumblr
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