Absolutely ridiculous pickup lines
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Last published Thu, Nov 27, 2014
Girl, my love for you is like Diarreah, I just can't hold it in.
Girl, did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Cause you look magically delicious.
Girl, are you a parking ticket? Cause you have got FINE written all over you.
Girl, do you have any raisins? No? How about a Date?
Girl, if you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Girl, you're like a fat stump. I'm falling all over you.
Girl, if you were a fruit, you'd be a FINEapple.
Girl, are you my appendix? Cause I don't understand you but this feeling in my stomach wants me to take you out.
Girl, do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?
Girl, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Girl, want to test the spring constant of my mattress?
Girl, let's convert our potential energy into kinectic energy.
Girl, that dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s
Girl, you must be made of beryllium and barium because you're a total BaBe.
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