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This book has some of the most CRINGIEST things people potray some characters as. And this is me making fun of that NASTY A$$ LOSER Y/N!!!!!🙄 This was written cause I, someone who has no purpose in life decided too.⚠️Some viewers may find this horrid STUPID book disturbing⚠️

I do not own any characters mentioned in this Fanfic :P

I apologise in advance💞
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