Hopeless, Hapless And Headless - A Soccer Story - RalphAndrews

Hopeless, Hapless And Headless - A Soccer Story

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A black comedy about the undead, soccer, romance, religion, terrorism, budgeting and unnecessary violence during the 2010 World Cup.Bend It Like Beckham meets Hammer Horror meets 101 Money-Making Ideas for Financially Distressed Aristocrats. During their 200+ years together Count Basarab and Igor, his evil sidekick, have had a simple solution to most problems; murder. Helping Transnistria to win the 2010 World Cup finals and solving their financial problems, however, will involve reviving Transnistria’s most famous footballing son, Giorgio, (who was decapitated and cryogenically frozen in 1992) and easing him back into the limelight by giving his sex-obsessed bastard son the skills to be selected for the National Squad and then swapping them. Nothing in life is that simple, of course, and the mafia, Al Queda, the CIA, Giorgio’s former wife, a pathologically jealous husband and a terminally ill multimillionaire do their best to make life complicated for our “heroes”.All Rights Reserved

comedy football soccer undead violence

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