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Peace, Blood and Madness

ASpagetThatCanType

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Reads 29
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Parts 5
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ASpagetThatCanType

action comedy insanity matureaudience

Good evening stranger, my name is spaget and one day I got very bored, so I wrote a bunch of high octane and insane short stories.

Do keep in mind that this is a work in progress anthology series and none of these stories are connected.But if your like me and simply looking for a book to enjoy in short bursts with a bit of everything well then have a read, I personally invite you.

Also this book has quite a bit of swearing and shit so don't read it if your like really sensitive or a twelve year old, though if your are twelve you've surely lied about your age on every website you've been on so be my guest.

Again disclaimer, all stories may be subject to change and more shall be added.If I at some point change a story in the future I will point a (changed) next to it to inform you dear reader.

Without further aideu (yes I'm pretty sure I spelt that wrong) enjoy :)All Rights Reserved

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