Jokes and Jokes
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Laugh your ass off with the jokes.No offence intended though.Some rant about life too.Oh and Zayn left 1D BOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:(
'may your heart be with you,
that can take your soul far far away,
away from the troubles,
away from reality,
but you can never take yourself away,
coz you can't lose yourself,
in the wind and swirl of jokes'
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