You're a Lil' Shit But You're MY Lil' Shit

According to my dearest third cousin twice removed in-law, it's supposedly a funny story. I, on the other hand, think it's just a realistic love story. Mainly, it's Light being his usual bitchy self and L being a lil' shit while Light uses L's feelings for him to his advantage. They're both lil' shits. Pairings; LightxL and LightxLight cuz we all know he's a narcissist.