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The attack of the killer shlongs (18+)

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Parts 5
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Reads 96
Votes 7
Parts 5
Time 5m

marinettescilantro

Mature

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Kyle ie a hot alpha male that's 17 feet tall and has a 22 foot shlong. He met a petite, blonde, crackhead named Emily that's not like other girls. She fell in love with his shlong and endured the steamy and passionate heat with Kyle. Little did they know their future would change and the shlongs would want revenge.

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