David Bowie shitpost
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A bunch of stuff I'll post related to David himself or his songs (most likely his songs)
I stole the cover from @-ziggyrette a couple months back. I'll have to edit it
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Feel free to suggest any songs and I just make a story line that goes along with the lyrics! Feedback is appreciated All songs and movie characters used DO NOT belong to me!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dangerous Game ~Mattheo Riddle~ Tome 1
🥇and 🥈#mattheoriddle 06.2025 🥇#dracomalfoy 08.2025 🥇#spying 09.2025 🥇#task 09.2025 🥇#alcohol 09.2025 *- You know what ? I'm sure you're in love with me. You just don't want to admit it. - Yeah, that's it. I said sarcastically. Even for a million Galleons, I'd never date you. You're disgusting, Riddle. - Well, let's see how much I disgust you, Princess. I've got a proposition. We're gonna play a game. Here are the rules : the first one of us to fall in love with the other loses. We can flirt, kiss, even fuck each other, no strings attached. Are you in, or are you afraid to lose to my natural beauty ? - I'm already the winner, Riddle. - We'll see, Wilson. - Okayyyy ! This is gonna be interesting... Game's on, everyone ! Theodore added, practically cheering. ~~ Tessa Wilson, born into a Death Eater family, is entering her sixth year at Hogwarts. But this year won't just test her skills, it will shatter her certainties. Her biggest challenge? Her own mind. Her confusion. The feelings she's afraid of. Mattheo Riddle, heir to a cursed name, is trouble wrapped in charm and arrogance. Love ? He doesn't know it. Doesn't trust it. Doesn't want it. They'll hate. They'll bet. They'll play. They'll hurt. But will they learn how to love? Hate will bind them. Love might break them. But nothing will leave them unscarred. ⚠️TW : explicit sexual scenes, cursing, bad mental health, self harm, bullying, torture⚠️ I'll put a ♤ whenever there's hot fluff or smutt. Don't stop on the first chapters ! My writing gets better by the time and the story too since I started it more than a year ago. this is JK ROLLING'S universe ! I only own Tessa Wilson, her life, every things that turns around her and Emily and Timothy Lerson . The chronology won't be totally respected (like Snape is still the potion professor, there's gonna be a yule ball, ect...). English isn't my first language, I'm French so I apologise for the spelling, grammar or conjugatComplete
Ebenezer Scrooge x reader
Uh I don't really have a description for this. It'll go like the 2022 movie goes with some slight changes to add you in it !! I'm writing This mainly for myself as there was only one on here. And that being said. Enjoy !! I got the cover imagine from one of @dip_reed_sheet edits on Ebenezer on TikTok :) I will be writing this along side as I watch the movie so this movie is probably gonna become my most watched movie this month lmao. Also this is a fem reader :) And now for ANOTHER DISCLAIMER. As a lot of people can't be bothered to read stuff properly. DISCLAIMER !!!! I DONT OWN SCROOGE OR ANYONE IN THIS BOOK. AND YOU OWN YOU. SCROOGE AND MOST OF THE STORYLINE APART FROM THE SLIGHT CHANGES I MADE BELONG TO THE CREATORS OF SCROOGE: A CHRISTMAS CAROL (2022) Started: 13/12/2022 Finished: 17/12/2022Complete
On Tour (H.S)
"I'm Harry." he partially yelled, engulfing his hand in mine to give it a firm shake. "I'm Jules." I replied, our hands separating. His eyes burnt into mine while the blue lighting casted a shadow over his face, causing his cheek bones and jawline to look sharper than a kife. There was something in his eyes. I couldn't describe it. "Uh I have to get back to my girlfriend, she's waiting for me." He exclaimed taking his sunglasses off his head to run his ringed fingers through his hair. "Oh yeah I need to get back to my friend, it was nice to meet you." I smiled, walking toward the restroom before he could say anything else. I'm not sure who I just spoke to and why he looked so familiar, but I had to get back to the bar. ------------------------- Set in 2017, Harry Styles has released HS1 and is about to go on his debut tour but is in need of an assistant. Jules Jones who just got laid off her corporate job is convinced by her mother to apply for the assistant role for a mysterious pop star so she can get her life back on track. Jules being a somewhat broken character and Harry living in the spotlight shouldn't call for a messy relationship right? Right?? Jules is still navigating life since loosing the biggest piece of her but how will things go when the former One Direction members debut is bigger than he ever anticipated?
Hogwarts Songs :)
*I do not own Harry Potter. The Harry Potter world and its characters all belong to JK Rowling. I do not own these songs nor do I own the lyrics. All of these songs and lyrics belong to different artists that can be found in the video links.* Will update this whenever I can get the free time. Expect more lovely songs to come, though! :DComplete
Filthy Little Secret - Draco x reader
It's dark in the closet, I can just vaguely see his features and realise how close we're standing. Like, really close. My chest is toughing his and my hand is resting on his shoulder. As I realise that, I quickly remove it. "Cozy", he whispers in my ear, which make chills run down my spine. "Shut up", I whisper. "McGonagall's class starts in ten minutes, I guess you'll be stuck in here until then", he says smirking. "I can leave at any moment", I say, glaring at him. "And then I'd follow you, and what would people think when they see us leaving a tiny closet like this, together", he whispers and God his voice makes me shiver. "You're such an arrogant git". "And you're a sad nerd". "Stupid sod!" "Pathetic halfblood" "Useless, stuck-up brat!" And then his lips collide with mine, all of the sudden, filled with passion. And I kiss him back. - This was my first HP fanfiction EVER. It's not great, but it's a quick, fun read I guess. If you want something a little more in depth and less ... cringy, I recommend checking out my other works haha All characters are owned by JK Rowling. I do NOT support JKR at all, but I wrote this fan fiction years ago when I didn't know any better, and the Harry Potter universe was a big part of my teen life. #1 in malfoyxreader #1 in dracoxreader #1 in Malfoy #1 in Pureblood #1 in PotterComplete
My Strange Neighbor *Completed*
*Caution* SEXUAL CONTENT "So what do you need help with?" Harry asks. "I was lying I don't have homework just leave now." I demand. "No. And if you don't have homework.. Why don't I help you turn that groan of yours into a moan." He says and then comes close and whispers into my ear, "But remember you got to keep it down.. You parents will hear." "You are so rude." I say stepping away from him. "Oh am I?" He asks. "Yes you are. Leave my room. I don't feel comfortable with you in here." I tell him. He steps closer and closer to me as I step back. I reach the wall and look him dead in the eyes. "Well.. Babe.. You can't make me leave." He says. "Don't call me babe." I say. "Sorry babe." He smirks. I just give him the death glare. He leans in and I immediately know what he is doing. "Get away from me!" I say putting my hand on his lips pushing his head away from me. He chuckles, "Now now babe." "Don't now now babe me." I sass him. "Being sassy are we?" He asks. "Yes. I am." I say. "Well.. I suppose we will continue this later.. I would rather make you wet when your not sassing me." He says smirking. "Your not making me wet!" I say to him. "Well babe.. When I kiss you so rough and nibble on your sweet spot to make you moan my name. And when I feel you up and massage your boobs.. I guarantee you'll be wet. And after my first thrust of me going into you.. You will orgasm. If not I will go harder and rougher till you scream my name and have the biggest orgasm you'll ever experience." He whispers into my ear. That sent shivers right down my body. Ok maybe I'm a little wet now.Complete
The Rich Kid ➝ h.s ( Sequel to TBK)
( DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK UNLESS YOU HAVE READ THE FIRST ONE WHICH IS CALLED 'THE BLIND KID') (COVER BY @inkedtattoos :-)) " Can you take a picture with me, Harry? " I ask. I touch his arm, but he jerks away. I hadn't seen him in person in forever. I back up. His lips curl into a smirk, Ray Bans in his hand and a bottle of scotch in the other. " I'm sorta busy, " He spits, starting to walk away. I grab onto his arm again and he angrily turns around, throwing his arms in the air. " I have to go! Leave me the hell alone. You can get a picture later, " He shouts. The anger in his tone was apparent and his teeth were clenched together. I almost whimper, when he freezes. He was acting ridiculous. The sad thing was that this has been happening a lot. Everything was fine and then he started having sudden mood swings and then comes along him being rude to fans. ' Harry styles rude to fans ' made the cover of every newspaper and magazine in the world. He was screwed. He later earned respect back from people, when the whole thing blew over. I could tell he was relieved to say the least, but his ego has gotten bigger and bigger, just as his popularity grew; One directions popularity. " You sound familiar, " He whispers, gripping the bottle of scotch. I was scared it might break. " Do I know you? " He ask. I nod my head to myself, but don't say anything. He didn't need to know. I didn't want him to know. I hated that he was acting like this. The Harry I knew would never do this. I could feel a tear fall down my cheek and I turn to walk away. The air smells odd and the blinking lights twinkle in the distant. I keep walking even when I hear his voice calling for me. " Wait! Come back! " He yells. I keep walking.Complete
Feel free to suggest any songs and I just make a story line that goes along with the lyrics! Feedback is appreciated All songs and movie characters used DO NOT belong to me!!!!!!!!!!!!
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