David Bowie shitpost
- Reads 421
- Votes 46
- Parts 20
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sun, Oct 10, 2021
A bunch of stuff I'll post related to David himself or his songs (most likely his songs)
I stole the cover from @-ziggyrette a couple months back. I'll have to edit it
All Rights Reserved
#413
bowie
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
![Blob and a Curse [discontinued]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/287124165-256-k254760.jpg)
Blob and a Curse [discontinued]
a cheesy Annabel rip off hope you enjoy trigger warning: bad mental health, strong language sometimes _________________ #16 bitter (10.10.21) 100 reads (13.10.21) thank you! :) #12 bitter (13.10.21) #494 alone (16.10.21) #3 blob (25.10.21) #2 blob (11.11.21) 300 reads (23.11.21) thank you :) 500 reads (7.12.21) ???? thank you!!! 800 reads (20.12.21) umm hello?? #1 blob (22.12.21) hello???? 1k reads (31.12.21) O-o okay, hi? thank you!!! 2k reads (24.03.22) the dead story lives i guess 3k reads (28.06.22) okay woah 4k reads (14.09.22) well hello there (: (if i'm being honest with you i don't think i'm ever going to finish this, i'm sorry. there were so many songs i had in mind for george to write, i wanted him to improve mentally, i wanted to make it wholesome and not add smut. but i'm sorry, i just can't bring myself to write more to this story, it's been so long and i can't remember most of the details. i'm debating whether to say if the story is done or not, you can use this story as you will, you can give it an ending because i'm not going to. please take care <3)Complete
Filthy Little Secret - Draco x reader
It's dark in the closet, I can just vaguely see his features and realise how close we're standing. Like, really close. My chest is toughing his and my hand is resting on his shoulder. As I realise that, I quickly remove it. "Cozy", he whispers in my ear, which make chills run down my spine. "Shut up", I whisper. "McGonagall's class starts in ten minutes, I guess you'll be stuck in here until then", he says smirking. "I can leave at any moment", I say, glaring at him. "And then I'd follow you, and what would people think when they see us leaving a tiny closet like this, together", he whispers and God his voice makes me shiver. "You're such an arrogant git". "And you're a sad nerd". "Stupid sod!" "Pathetic halfblood" "Useless, stuck-up brat!" And then his lips collide with mine, all of the sudden, filled with passion. And I kiss him back. - This was my first HP fanfiction EVER. It's not great, but it's a quick, fun read I guess. If you want something a little more in depth and less ... cringy, I recommend checking out my other works haha All characters are owned by JK Rowling. I do NOT support JKR at all, but I wrote this fan fiction years ago when I didn't know any better, and the Harry Potter universe was a big part of my teen life. #1 in malfoyxreader #1 in dracoxreader #1 in Malfoy #1 in Pureblood #1 in PotterComplete
My Strange Neighbor *Completed*
*Caution* SEXUAL CONTENT "So what do you need help with?" Harry asks. "I was lying I don't have homework just leave now." I demand. "No. And if you don't have homework.. Why don't I help you turn that groan of yours into a moan." He says and then comes close and whispers into my ear, "But remember you got to keep it down.. You parents will hear." "You are so rude." I say stepping away from him. "Oh am I?" He asks. "Yes you are. Leave my room. I don't feel comfortable with you in here." I tell him. He steps closer and closer to me as I step back. I reach the wall and look him dead in the eyes. "Well.. Babe.. You can't make me leave." He says. "Don't call me babe." I say. "Sorry babe." He smirks. I just give him the death glare. He leans in and I immediately know what he is doing. "Get away from me!" I say putting my hand on his lips pushing his head away from me. He chuckles, "Now now babe." "Don't now now babe me." I sass him. "Being sassy are we?" He asks. "Yes. I am." I say. "Well.. I suppose we will continue this later.. I would rather make you wet when your not sassing me." He says smirking. "Your not making me wet!" I say to him. "Well babe.. When I kiss you so rough and nibble on your sweet spot to make you moan my name. And when I feel you up and massage your boobs.. I guarantee you'll be wet. And after my first thrust of me going into you.. You will orgasm. If not I will go harder and rougher till you scream my name and have the biggest orgasm you'll ever experience." He whispers into my ear. That sent shivers right down my body. Ok maybe I'm a little wet now.Complete
Ebenezer Scrooge x reader
Uh I don't really have a description for this. It'll go like the 2022 movie goes with some slight changes to add you in it !! I'm writing This mainly for myself as there was only one on here. And that being said. Enjoy !! I got the cover imagine from one of @dip_reed_sheet edits on Ebenezer on TikTok :) I will be writing this along side as I watch the movie so this movie is probably gonna become my most watched movie this month lmao. Also this is a fem reader :) And now for ANOTHER DISCLAIMER. As a lot of people can't be bothered to read stuff properly. DISCLAIMER !!!! I DONT OWN SCROOGE OR ANYONE IN THIS BOOK. AND YOU OWN YOU. SCROOGE AND MOST OF THE STORYLINE APART FROM THE SLIGHT CHANGES I MADE BELONG TO THE CREATORS OF SCROOGE: A CHRISTMAS CAROL (2022) Started: 13/12/2022 Finished: 17/12/2022Complete
Kooks (Sequel to Bowie)
Once a girl pulled me out of the bar. Of course I quickly came to my senses and brushed her off, walking down the street not looking back. I kept my head down and walked against the wind. I pushed the door to a jewelry store. "I need an engagement ring..." I trailed off. "A nice one."Complete
"Teenage Whiskey Magic Wasteland."
Music Miscellaneous and other shite (: *The cover I don't own*Complete
Forbidden Love (MHA AU)
⚠ This is a much older work of mine. If you decide to read this, you are agreeing to read a disappointment. ⚠ This is an alternate universe I made up in class one day. It is for My Hero Academia, and it took days for me to finish collecting all the data I needed to make the story. xD My OC, Xera, my sister's OC, Ulana, and my friend's OC, Kurumi, are included in this story. They are the main three characters. All the videos in this story do NOT belong to me. I included them because I thought they would add to the story. Most (if not all) of the songs are in the rock genre. If you don't like it, that's okay. You don't have to listen to them, but I highly recommend you do. I also made the cover myself, though I did a slipshod job. xD Don't be afraid to visit me on my DeviantArt! I have some references there if you need them. http://beelzemonfangirl.deviantart.com (shameless self-advertisement, lol) Hope you enjoy it!Complete
Obsessed
Seems like everyone is obsessed with Y/N Dixon. It starts off with her friends in the house of Gryffindor, 3rd year. Someone at Hogwarts has been following her every move. Was it her best friend Harry Potter who was slowly falling in love with her, or someone else? Is it romantic.. or terrifying? This story contains a very smart and sarcastic Y/N and a lot of unexpected plot twists. FYI, sue me if you don't laugh because you probably will.. i'm hilarious. I usually respond to the comments directed at me, i'm not a celebrity. TW : Obsession, stalking, and more (included before the part actually starts in the chapter). This story: -movie based -choose your own fits/hairstyles dude i'm not your maid -harry x oc -don't be homophobic or racist against my ships bro -love triangle or more like.. line -don't read if you have a degrading kink LMAO -i'm going to break the fourth wall a lot -friends to lovers -if you rush me to post.. i might just do it -kinda traumatic -some intense sexual interactions but no smut.. sorry THIS DOES NOT JUMP RIGHT INTO STALKING AND OTHER STUFF IT COMES A BUT LATER IN THE STORYTELLINGComplete
𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚜 & 𝙻𝚒𝚎𝚜 ||𝙳.𝙼 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌||
He pushes me against one of the book shelves and I am glad that all students and Madam Pince have left. His lips trail to my neck, "Let me be honest, that mark above your breast, turns me on so much" he says biting the flesh of my breast. "Oh, and I am never that drunk to not know when a girl slaps me" His hand grabs around my neck as he lays me down, "That was quite a swing, princess" He's talking about how I slapped him when he got drunk after that match when him and I were in an argument. "Get over my knee" he orders adjusting his pants as he man-spreads on the chair. His lap teasing me to get over it for a night of my life. "What?" I blink innocently, "Over my knee. Now" I get over his knee without another question, because Draco Malfoy does not ask twice. Olivia was never just an ordinary girl. Muggle-born-or so she's told-she joins Hogwarts in her first year and quickly discovers that her powers go far beyond what any young witch should possess. As Olivia uncovers chilling secrets about her past, she finds herself drawn into the fight alongside the Golden Trio against the rising dark forces. But when her path collides with Draco Malfoy-her sworn rival turned reluctant ally-everything changes. Love sparks in the shadows, truths unravel, and Olivia is forced to confront the darkest secret of all... the one hidden inside herself. Power. Legacy. And a love that could destroy or save them both. All the copyrights and characters are owned by J.K. Rowling, except for the ones that I will create, which will be easy to identify. The general story idea is similar to HP movies, but with my own fanfiction spiciness. My story happens around this time, well not actually 2020s but not in 1900s too. So hope you enjoy a little magic, love and pain with modern tech! And a little warning - MATURE CONTENT. Contains harsh language, knife work, smut and fluff.Complete
Song imagines
Feel free to suggest any songs and I just make a story line that goes along with the lyrics! Feedback is appreciated All songs and movie characters used DO NOT belong to me!!!!!!!!!!!!
a cheesy Annabel rip off hope you enjoy trigger warning: bad mental health, strong language sometimes _________________ #16 bitter (10.10.21) 100 reads (13.10.21) thank you! :) #12 bitter (13.10.21) #494 alone (16.10.21) #3 blob (25.10.21) #2 blob (11.11.21) 300 reads (23.11.21) thank you :) 500 reads (7.12.21) ???? thank you!!! 800 reads (20.12.21) umm hello?? #1 blob (22.12.21) hello???? 1k reads (31.12.21) O-o okay, hi? thank you!!! 2k reads (24.03.22) the dead story lives i guess 3k reads (28.06.22) okay woah 4k reads (14.09.22) well hello there (: (if i'm being honest with you i don't think i'm ever going to finish this, i'm sorry. there were so many songs i had in mind for george to write, i wanted him to improve mentally, i wanted to make it wholesome and not add smut. but i'm sorry, i just can't bring myself to write more to this story, it's been so long and i can't remember most of the details. i'm debating whether to say if the story is done or not, you can use this story as you will, you can give it an ending because i'm not going to. please take care <3)
More detailsContent Guidelines