The Inability to Process
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Last published Fri, Jun 18, 2021
Salem Finley has never been good at putting two and two together which unfortunately lands them in many uncomfortable situations.
So when Salem gives a cat away to a shelter, under the pretenses that it's a stray, he finds himself placed at the top of Jude Meyes' hit list (which doesn't actually exist, Salem is just dramatic). After taking a minute too long to realize the situation, Salem takes it upon themselves to rescue Jude's cat ... again.
Even if it means needing to google how to slap sense into yourself.
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