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Ongoing, First published Jun 17, 2021
WARNING: This contains mature depictions
Written by: Chloe Elisha Zabala
Copyright 2021: I do not own any of the said images
Everything is based on Fiction 

 When the sudden death of Garret's high school crush Nicky Strouter and her whole family died in a car accident that shocked their Univeristy.  It's up to Garret and his new friend named Funny to figure out the real reason behind the tragic fate of their classmate. A piece of fabric and a ghost will help uncover the mystery. 

2 Years later Garret reunited with Funny along with her new boyfriend; Erick who beats her, he suspects that Erick is a wanted man and is in hiding. Will Garret be proven right or wrong? Or will something deadly and evil rise when he learns the truth about everything? Funny proves to be a victim but she has her own secrets. When he asked Funny out on a date, she accepts. 

 What was real? Could he believe everything? 

What can a dark twisted romance do to a Nihilist boy in college.
 Will he be ready to fall in love at the same time accept consequences?  

How does one date someone who murdered your first love? 
                                                                                          - Garret Suthers
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The longer you read, the crazier and hotter it gets! 
A stand-alone book fiction which takes turns into a dark humor encounter and an enemy to lover mystery. Unravel the questions and clues to join the magnificent life of Garret Suthers and Funny as they venture on the destructive nature of Funny's secret. Learn Garret's Guide to dating an assassin.
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