Romance ew bleuck nasty
thecrazyandtheweird
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thecrazyandtheweird
Ongoing, First published Jun 17, 2021
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Collaboration with @thetasteof5gum and @CINNAMABUNNY 
THE CRINGE IS UNBEARABLE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!
The Challenge: This is our writing with NO DELETING, NO EDITING, AND EVERY SINGLE ROMANCE STEREOTYPE THAT EVER EXISTED!!1
All Rights Reserved
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Crack ass one shots with your favorite shawty. i wrote this when i was 15 so im sorry for the cringe.

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