The Book Report

I'm sure that sometime in your life, you've had to write a book report.
There are usually two ways to go about this. The simple, and, if I may, the boring way, where you pick up the book you're studying in school, scrawl a couple of paragraphs on a chart, stick a few pictures and boom, you're done.
Then, of course, there's the second way, where you actually spend time and effort... to create a mind-shattering, boring presentation.
A certain character doesn't want to do either. Instead, as they (go ahead and imagine the character as anyone) choose a rather... interesting novel, English class just got way more awesome.

A short story, based on the antics of a book report that goes completely wrong!