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Basically the title, got bored one night at 1 am and this was the outcome  ᑭᒪᘔ ᘜIᐯᗴ ᗰᗴ ᑕᒪOᑌTAll Rights Reserved

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𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑛𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑦 𝑠𝑢𝑏(𝐺ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑥 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟) by michaelmyers_whore69

She leaned closer, her breath hot against my ear. "Can you please 𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 me sir?" With a wicked grin, I tightened my grip on her thighs. "Since you asked so damn nicely." Book 3 in the Ghostface series;) ****** 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝐷𝑜𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑥 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔? 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠? 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑢𝑝? 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑣 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙.... #1 in sexiness on March 14th 2025;) ❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎ ♥︎𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝑆𝑒𝑥 𝑠𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑠 ♥︎𝐻𝑢𝑔𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝐵𝑑𝑠𝑚 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑:) ♡︎♡︎♡︎ 𝐷𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑦....𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑛𝑜𝑤⚠️;) Best rankings!: #1 in ghostfacexreader March 28th 2025;) #1 in sexiness March 28th 2025:)

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~𝕀 𝕤 𝕟' 𝕥 𝕚 𝕥 𝕝 𝕠 𝕧 𝕖 𝕝 𝕪 , 𝕒 𝕝 𝕝 𝕒 𝕝 𝕠 𝕟 𝕖 ?~ ~ℍ 𝕖 𝕒 𝕣 𝕥 𝕞 𝕒 𝕕 𝕖 𝕠 𝕗 𝕘 𝕝 𝕒 𝕤 𝕤~ ~𝕞 𝕪 𝕞 𝕚 𝕟 𝕕 𝕠 𝕗 𝕤 𝕥 𝕠 𝕟 𝕖~ ~𝕋 𝕖 𝕒 𝕣 𝕞 𝕖 𝕥 𝕠 𝕡 𝕚 𝕖 𝕔 𝕖 𝕤 , 𝕤 𝕜 𝕚 𝕟 𝕥 𝕠 𝕓 𝕠 𝕟 𝕖~ ~ℍ 𝕖 𝕝 𝕝 𝕠 , 𝕨 𝕖 𝕝 𝕔 𝕠 𝕞 𝕖 𝕙 𝕠 𝕞 𝕖~

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She leaned closer, her breath hot against my ear. "Can you please 𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 me sir?" With a wicked grin, I tightened my grip on her thighs. "Since you asked so damn nicely." Book 3 in the Ghostface series;) ****** 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝐷𝑜𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑥 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔? 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠? 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑢𝑝? 𝐹𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑣 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙.... #1 in sexiness on March 14th 2025;) ❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎❥︎ ♥︎𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝑆𝑒𝑥 𝑠𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑠 ♥︎𝐻𝑢𝑔𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 ♥︎𝐵𝑑𝑠𝑚 𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑑:) ♡︎♡︎♡︎ 𝐷𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑚𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑦....𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑛𝑜𝑤⚠️;) Best rankings!: #1 in ghostfacexreader March 28th 2025;) #1 in sexiness March 28th 2025:)

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