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The Hunter, The Killer, The Coward, & The Doofus

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The Hunter stalks her prey, high up in the tree tops, patiently waiting for an advantage.

The Killer attacks her victims, ripping and clawing off flesh, knowing that survival is a matter of life or death.

The Coward shies away from conflict with her head hung low, too afraid to make a move.

The Doofus rushes in with his head held high, loud mouthed and abrasive, unaware of his buffoonery.All Rights Reserved

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The Glorious Flame (#2) by writeraliciagonzalez

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Stay With Me by NashiFairy

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Fairy Tail: Come Back to Me by MMB_2000

Fairy Tail has been hitting a lot of bumps in the road through out the year, and things seem to be finally calming down. Until Natsu, Lucy, Gray, Juvia, Levy, Gajeel, and Erza decide to go on a job together. When they get there and start the job something unexpected happens. They find out the job was a setup. Lucy is taken away and the group gets back to the guild they try and track her down and take their revenge. But with no luck. Weeks go by and everyone is still enraged. No one is the same, especially Natsu. But one day, Lucy returns! But she is not alone, or the same. The people that took her are with her and they reveal what their plan is. To destroy and rule the world! And to start they want to destroy Fairy Tail! But will Natsu be able to stop them in time? What about Lucy? Will they be able to save her? Or is it already to late? And will Natsu have to do the unthinkable? Will he have to take her out? In order to save the world? And Lucy? Could he even do it, if he can barely look at her without feeling pain? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Started: November 15, 2015 Ended: April 7, 2016

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