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CH PHILIP ONESHOT CURSE with✨ SHIP OR BURN
Hotaru_Sushi906
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  • Reads 31,278
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  • Parts 58
  • Time 58m
Hotaru_Sushi906
Ongoing, First published Jun 19, 2021
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Imagine this as a wild, irreverent journey through a fictional world filled with fluff, smut, and a whole lot of language that might make your grandmother blush.

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For the Filipino Simps"

Warning ⚠️

 You might need a defibrillator after reading this. Why? You'll see once you saw the past grammar.

Fluff

Smut⊰: In this world, the simps have a secret language. It's a mix of Tagalog, English, and a dash of pure filth. They communicate in code, and only the initiated can understand the depth of their... ahem, "affection." Imagine a simp trying to woo a girl with lines like, "Kung hindi mo ako mahal, 'di ka pa rin masama." It's cheesy, it's cringey, but it's oh-so-Filipino. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Yeah I'm losing my mind because of this book that my past self made, like - FUUUUUUU-) 

Language⊰ like this book is full of BULLSHI-

**NOT TRYING TO OFFEND PEOPLES COUNTRIES!!༅**: Oh, but we are. Just kidding! Sort of. But seriously, I have many regrets making this book.

Curse ship spreading this book-⊰: This book is a curse on your sanity. Once you start reading, you won't be able to stop cringing yourself.

And full of shits too :): Yeah, this shit sucks.. Yeah I hate everything that I made in this book. I'm crying. Physically, Figurively, metaphorically, and mentally. 

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Update: (16/04/2025) 

GUESS WHO'S BACK
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