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chonky
chonky
Blootac74-recovery
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like its nowt groundbreaking but lucas wrote actual jokes holy shit
Sun, Jun 20, 2021
i glanced at the timebar and GENUINELY felt like sobbing
Sun, Jun 20, 2021
just an hour and a half left to go
Sun, Jun 20, 2021
Did not expect to go to bed today laughing at a FЯED movie joke...
Sun, Jun 20, 2021
And was more accepted there than heinz HELP
Mon, Jun 21, 2021
I dont like roger but they both have the capacity to get along
Wed, Jun 23, 2021
Just buford and baljeet bargaining over trading cards for 10 hours
Wed, Jun 23, 2021
Crickets chirping as baljeet flips through his cards before we cut back
Wed, Jun 23, 2021
They distrust phineas a lot because he's the 'leader' n they dont trust humans
Thu, Jun 24, 2021
Send post
Thu, Jun 24, 2021
That wasnt very cash money of you
Thu, Jun 24, 2021
its so cursed sjdghsjdsryhdfjgfurt
Thu, Jun 24, 2021
Also 'give up your spirits willingly. They do not belong to you.'
Fri, Jun 25, 2021
Shame his voice sucks since i actually RLLY like the voice acting in ucn
Fri, Jun 25, 2021
i had to get this all sorted out in my head, forgive me
Fri, Jun 25, 2021
tw: horror, jumpscare at 1 minute mark
Sat, Jun 26, 2021
Bhffghjtddffghg
Sat, Jun 26, 2021
Mrs afton hearing abt the 4TH family member to die by animatronic: 👁👄👁
Sat, Jun 26, 2021
This is. Such an underated sunny quote fkkckek
Sat, Jun 26, 2021
'Sans is as mega-powerful ' and 'US sans is weaker than pap' fanon cant coexist.
Sat, Jun 26, 2021
The fucking irony. Man clearly hasnt watched his own show
Sun, Jun 27, 2021
The murder fursuits were the jumping the shark moment for me personally
Sun, Jun 27, 2021
Honestly the fireside girls being a mini-military is so funny to me
Sun, Jun 27, 2021
(Tw: pedophilia mention) WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE
Sun, Jun 27, 2021
this is at least 3 different types of fucked up
Sun, Jun 27, 2021
he's not even dead in a sylvanas way he's dead in an Oh way
Sun, Jun 27, 2021
(Tw: pedophilia) best case scenario netflix drops them
Sun, Jun 27, 2021
Cani believe ucn RUINED the best animatronic in the series
Mon, Jun 28, 2021
Lost two father figures in ine day mama mia 😔
Mon, Jun 28, 2021
You just know the performance is getting more and more over the top
Mon, Jun 28, 2021
Dont worry he gets there by the end
Mon, Jun 28, 2021
Its so cute how casual all the family is w them Always being at the house
Mon, Jun 28, 2021
This is what this show is about
Mon, Jun 28, 2021
🥺
Mon, Jun 28, 2021
Bully bromance breakup deleted scenes
Mon, Jun 28, 2021
DIY electrolysis. Pirated estrogen pills
Mon, Jun 28, 2021
It hurts because i will never have the closure i want. He wont mourn losing me
Mon, Jun 28, 2021
Sorry abt the vent but i knew i wouldnt be able to sleep until i got this out
Mon, Jun 28, 2021
(Tw: rape mention) idk what to Make of meowth rn but this was too Him to pass up
Tue, Jun 29, 2021
Im so betrayed. How can you rip this gold out of my hands like that
Wed, Jun 30, 2021
Also love that baljeet responded to murder platypi by going to his lifecoach
Wed, Jun 30, 2021
Based on NOTLP, uh...maybe rethink your opinion of buford
Wed, Jun 30, 2021
Crackship
Wed, Jun 30, 2021
When you wanna dance w ur crush but he's a dragons arse 4 the evening
Wed, Jun 30, 2021
He's got that Energy, ya know? If its gonna be anyone its gonna be him
Wed, Jun 30, 2021
Let candace have 3 partners 2021
Wed, Jun 30, 2021
Jenny sixth wheels
Wed, Jun 30, 2021
Said this in the past but bujeet has extra requirements cos of the bullying tho
Wed, Jun 30, 2021
Ferb is standing there looking dead behind the eyes
Wed, Jun 30, 2021
Or that time linda spent the WHOLE DAY in a traffic jam djckdkkd
Thu, Jul 1, 2021
*buford voice* far be it for me to keep the flower of you from flourishin'
Thu, Jul 1, 2021
this is so perfect cos perry is EXACTLY how i imagine sans on his drives
Thu, Jul 1, 2021
frisk tries to discretely touch a save point while maintaining eye contact
Thu, Jul 1, 2021
with this show it could go either way
Thu, Jul 1, 2021
and baby he's the bourgeoisie!
Thu, Jul 1, 2021
grey doof may be cursed but he's so cute and happy im happy for him
Thu, Jul 1, 2021
this show is fucking hysterical
Thu, Jul 1, 2021
Korean baljeet sounds adorable tho
Thu, Jul 1, 2021
Why does baljeet go from a normal lad into an UwU anime girl when he sings tho
Thu, Jul 1, 2021
Subplot where baljeet is so used to being carried he now has no stamina
Fri, Jul 2, 2021
PLEASE
Fri, Jul 2, 2021
My sisters b-day is like half a month away but i wanted to be productive 2day
Sat, Jul 3, 2021
:)
Sat, Jul 3, 2021
He Is bad with emotions tho dont get that twisted
Sun, Jul 4, 2021
The sheer SPEED at which got back to business as usual astounds me
Sun, Jul 4, 2021
This post murders me its one of those where every reply is nuttier than the last
Sun, Jul 4, 2021
Over-analysing phineas and ferb time 🤡!
Sun, Jul 4, 2021
sometimes the joke has to be sacrificed for not being gross, guys :/
Sun, Jul 4, 2021
'I think Freddie barely passed High School Spanish.' SGSDHDRJUEY
Sun, Jul 4, 2021
Buford was such a jerk to him in the end :(. HE WAS TRYING TO BE NICE!!!
Sun, Jul 4, 2021
Its so cute this is such a nice character arc
Sun, Jul 4, 2021
He looks so happy to be hugged which makes knowing this scene that much funnier
Sun, Jul 4, 2021
Baljeet is 100% a tyranical fandom wiki editor who gets into fights on reddit
Sun, Jul 4, 2021
How do people think these guys are 12 again?
Mon, Jul 5, 2021
Dlckekekdk
Mon, Jul 5, 2021
Back on the crossover bullshit
Mon, Jul 5, 2021
They met at the lab coat dry cleaners
Mon, Jul 5, 2021
Chara: are they always like this? Isabella: yeah p much
Mon, Jul 5, 2021
Sorry i dont make the rules
Mon, Jul 5, 2021
He's trying god bless him
Mon, Jul 5, 2021
Same tone and everything he's so cute focoekkekd
Mon, Jul 5, 2021
My sense of humour is an enigma
Mon, Jul 5, 2021
"Ich heiße Vanessa" "*Grown man crying sounds*"
Mon, Jul 5, 2021
Had a lot more ideas for this than i thought im pleasantly surprised
Tue, Jul 6, 2021
*Phineas voice* yes i am smart, yes i am stupid. Its called being flexible
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
He keeps a couple in there at all times for this
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
Dkdkfkdo
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
Love this thematically bc phineas looks up to candace and likely remembered this
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
Same energy as 'my identity has been solen'
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
I have had No Sleep
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
:)
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
Like my hc isnt exactly the same but the gist of the situation is
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
Cute
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
You've heard of forward facing phineas, now get ready for
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
Im writing a story rn thats VERY slowly building up to getting to write this
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
Yes she forgot the bag, yes she made the drive of shame home to retrieve it
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
Im love this stupid story idea
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
Suzy's an annoying character in show but i like her in concept
Wed, Jul 7, 2021
"Lawrence we have 7 people in the house already." "The more the merrier!"
Thu, Jul 8, 2021
My teachers took me using "lifeskills" as an excuse for a day out lol
Thu, Jul 8, 2021
"this is my favourite shirt" was the point i really lost it
Thu, Jul 8, 2021
Fuckin' SJW's! (Sissy john walkers)
Fri, Jul 9, 2021
papyrus looking at his script: who wrote this.
Fri, Jul 9, 2021
*candace voice* you can build a rollercoaster but you cant take a decent photo?!
Sat, Jul 10, 2021
Y'know. When candace introduced vanessa to her parents
Sun, Jul 11, 2021
Today in jokes only i will understand and laugh at
Sun, Jul 11, 2021
Baljeet sings an epic ballad at the schools anti-bullying assembly
Sun, Jul 11, 2021
Middle of a scene a notif bar comes down w her screaming in caps at me
Mon, Jul 12, 2021
Isnt this the plot of the foam town song dkckekkdd
Mon, Jul 12, 2021
"Sorry, my bad!" He's going to die, buford.
Mon, Jul 12, 2021
You think they have meetings like the beginning of wreck it ralph dkckd?
Mon, Jul 12, 2021
Somehow pnf set up a society where this stupid phrase 100% fits in
Mon, Jul 12, 2021
*phineas voice* i cant believe it...i was on tv!
Tue, Jul 13, 2021
What does that say, anaya?
Tue, Jul 13, 2021
DDMDKEKEKEKDOD
Tue, Jul 13, 2021
Only hc voice for them was 'high pitched kid + less soft than chara' :/
Tue, Jul 13, 2021
Drops mic
Tue, Jul 13, 2021
Theres smaller stuff too but i dont ACTUALLY ship this so this'll do
Tue, Jul 13, 2021
Isabella at a bar: pass me an appie juice i just got rejected for buford.
Tue, Jul 13, 2021
Ignore my gormless face pls x
Wed, Jul 14, 2021
introducing himself at the human fanclub
Thu, Jul 15, 2021
Thinking abt the boys again...
Thu, Jul 15, 2021
Iconic. Where were you when luigi fucked up the cobblestone generator
Thu, Jul 15, 2021
:)
Thu, Jul 15, 2021
he just KSJGKSDJHKSJ wtf man. this is like. peak comedy
Fri, Jul 16, 2021
Sorry for this post
Fri, Jul 16, 2021
then she asks again later and he tells her to just sit down and relax
Sat, Jul 17, 2021
(tw: death) poor bastard im actually upset now. thats why he said...
Sun, Jul 18, 2021
Little bitch man
Mon, Jul 19, 2021
Boo hoo your brothers dont give a shit about bts
Mon, Jul 19, 2021
Idiot alphys rights
Mon, Jul 19, 2021
The amalgamates happened cos she went 'close enough' on the DT measurements
Mon, Jul 19, 2021
Also a load of her work is implied to be stolen from gasters old blueprints
Mon, Jul 19, 2021
The fact that is is from SEASON ONE makes it 10x funnier
Mon, Jul 19, 2021
All in all good way to send off the show
Tue, Jul 20, 2021
Its an emotion unto itself
Tue, Jul 20, 2021
instantly pissed mesen at this. bro i think she was fucking with you
Tue, Jul 20, 2021
This is why i like the wbb approach so much. Baby ice is canon
Tue, Jul 20, 2021
Candace and phineas ganging up to embarass dear old baby bro
Tue, Jul 20, 2021
"I love you" "That is none of my business"
Wed, Jul 21, 2021
MEMFKFKDKDLDKFK
Thu, Jul 22, 2021
Love that these guys are just. Always There. Same vibes as icarly tbh
Thu, Jul 22, 2021
Thinking abt all those times buford lifts him to help him onto high places
Thu, Jul 22, 2021
why is this cracking me up
Thu, Jul 22, 2021
Just does Not give a shit dkkckemdmdo
Thu, Jul 22, 2021
MFLFKEKD
Thu, Jul 22, 2021
"Ill stay out of the way so you can be alone" aye sure luv. just wanted a break
Thu, Jul 22, 2021
MDMFKDKD
Thu, Jul 22, 2021
Performing a BALLER troublemaker cover
Thu, Jul 22, 2021
Picturing like a music video abruptly getting cut off
Thu, Jul 22, 2021
They're actually an good duo tho...
Fri, Jul 23, 2021
Up there with firearms
Fri, Jul 23, 2021
(Tw: talk of death, drowing and missing persons cases)
Fri, Jul 23, 2021
Think shane summed it up p well on that episode
Fri, Jul 23, 2021
up there with stop the count n the shane dawson cat tweet for me
Sat, Jul 24, 2021
GOD this was uncomfortable
Sat, Jul 24, 2021
*cappakaiju voice* thats my official rating. What a dork/10
Sun, Jul 25, 2021
Jacksfilms has RUINED my sense of humour
Sun, Jul 25, 2021
SO badly wanted to add loom bands but they were invented 2010 :(
Tue, Jul 27, 2021
embrace the year.
Tue, Jul 27, 2021
LOVE that there are still people like this on the internet
Tue, Jul 27, 2021
The sans undertale titty mousepad is a close honourable mention
Fri, Jul 30, 2021
Dont @ me
Sat, Jul 31, 2021
DKDKFKKEKEKFKRK sorry i just. This mental image wont leave my head
Mon, Aug 2, 2021
This whole fucking scene is a cinematic masterpiece imo
Mon, Aug 2, 2021
I'd tie carl for normal if not for the fact he canonically doesnt have nostrils
Mon, Aug 2, 2021
In terms of what he's doing in both plots he always matches the parents energy
Mon, Aug 2, 2021
Also apparently in one episode freddie dates a sex worker spencer is paying for
Mon, Aug 2, 2021
freddie having 2 or 3 failed marriages is. Such a wild thing to read
Mon, Aug 2, 2021
im genuinly in shock how much jeremy fits in that corner
Mon, Aug 2, 2021
she's literally SO stupid i love her
Mon, Aug 2, 2021
How tf is it possible to make a secret agent platypus a straight man
Mon, Aug 2, 2021
Literally one of the funniest things i've ever read
Tue, Aug 3, 2021
Im not an expert here but im checking the symptoms and...accurate
Tue, Aug 3, 2021
also its lowkey implied he believes in them which. awww
Tue, Aug 3, 2021
Coexisting with alphyne obvs
Wed, Aug 4, 2021
Undyne wingmaning for her own gf. Wheres that fanfic
Wed, Aug 4, 2021
I know its nowhere near her personality but dudebro undyne is hysterical
Wed, Aug 4, 2021
Thats why they were mummified too. To preserve them as beat he could
Wed, Aug 4, 2021
Runs for office w this slogan
Thu, Aug 5, 2021
Part 200: one minute your at fireside girl hq, the next...
Thu, Aug 5, 2021
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