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Why I Need a Sex Robot

RiyaAnnePolcastro

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RiyaAnnePolcastro

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"Oh wow. Oh wow oh wow oh wow. I laugh. I laugh so hard I almost cry. He said man-hater like it’s MY fault HE is a douchebag." -Tina, www.divebarbluestales.wordpress.com

Tina is the snarky star of my blog Dive Bar Blues Tales . Read on as she encounters yet another douchebag, puts him in his place, and makes a case for Sex Robots!All Rights Reserved

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Why I Need a Sex Robot
Fri, Nov 28, 2014

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