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psyhcicroomservice

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Reads 38
Votes 2
Parts 10
Time 3h 35m

psyhcicroomservice

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DAVE: no seriously
DAVE: it can literally do anything
DAVE: like
DAVE: talk to anything drive anything calculate anything
DAVE: this thing is smart as fuck
DIRK: Can it make babies and play football?
DAVE: yeah dude totally

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A retelling of the 2018 thriller, Upgrade, because everything is Homestuck. A good old fashioned high-tech revenge fantasy romp around a city that runs on machines in the near future; complete with AI, Striderian angst, and run on sentences, just like Mama used to make. Go read this on AO3, you weirdo.

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if you like the art, check out rys instagram @/psyhcic and twitter @/psyhcic_!All Rights Reserved

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Mine by zo1515

So this was supposed to be a short Dave X Dirk but some people wanted more so now there's some more plot. Prompt: could you possibly do one where Dirk and Jake break up, and Dirk is heart broken while Dave tries to cheer him up, then some stridercest? My Response: Sorry this took so long. I know this was asked like 2 months ago, but I have a really hard time making my old laptop work and I'm not even posting this off of my regular laptop. So it will take me some time to post things until I get that new laptop most likely at the beginning of next year.

Demonstuck [Davekat] by TheFloralWizard

Your name is Dave Strider. You're 16 years old. You have an.. Interesting career. ---- 16 year old Dave Strider is a demon hunter with his older brother, Dirk. The Striders became hunters after their Bro died on the job. Karkat Vantas is the new kid. He moved to Houston, Texas after the death of his father to live with his older brother Kankri. He never thought that he'd have to go into hiding with his brother, but here he was.

GFDI, Dave [ DaveKat ] by lcliita

Dave Strider, not your average normal kid. He seems to be a cool guy, gaining popularity quickly, but his secret is getting harder to sustain in the darkness of his shades and instincts. Karkat Vantas, just your low status ball of rage. He meets Dave after being called into the councilors office. Of course he despises having to "babysit" him the first few classes before an incident happened with the 1950's goons of Cronus Ampora. What will happen later on once the incident is solved, because Cronus had no partake in it? Will Dave be able to sustain his secret in the dark? Or will he be able to trust Karkat enough to tell him his secret? How will Karkat react to it if the secret is revealed?

Complications (BxB) by StxnedWriter

ORIGINAL WORK UPDATED VERSION ON PROFILE **WARNING** **extremely sexual content so if you don't like that stuff just don't read this book because that's what it's based on** "No no no no..." My words trailed "NO!!" I screamed, pulling harshly at all my restraints, attempting to get free, hearing the harsh clank of metal on metal with every movement. Colder than the table beneath me, chills ran through my body, panic taking claim to my senses. This couldn't be happening, please. A sadistic laugh rang through the room and my head fell in defeat as my eyes squinted close, not wanting to see his face. "Yes, actually." I felt his disgusting, filthy hands trail down my arms. I could feel him leaning forwards, moving himself closer to me. I couldn't bring myself to open my eyes, so I just lay there, waiting for what I knew was to come. "You're mine now, mut." His voice made my body tense more than it already had. I dared myself to speak, "W-what ar-are you gonna d-do to me?" My voice shook and wavered so much in my fear that it was numb to my ears. Alpha Dave let out a low, calloused chuckle that sent chills throughout my body. He said, in a deadly low voice, "I'm going to remind you who you belong to." *** ~Ms.Witch *** Story created in 2015 Completed 2016 Under construction 2023 Fully revised 2023

$My Happiness {DaveKat} by iznot_kit$

Just another story of Davekat (Dave Strider+Karkat Vantas) Or is it..? Dave Strider, the cool, ironic, kid with shades, has to help guide one of the new kids in school but it turns out to be an old friend. Karkat Vantas, the cute, crabby asshole has signed up for human school and is getting a 'guide' or whatever to help him get used to school. Well look who it turns out to be; Dave Strider. These two are in for a crazy ride.. read to find out more °^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^° This is a boyxboy story!! So if you don't like it please leave /!\WARNINGS/!\: 'mild' language (meaning a lot of cussing lol), bullying, triggers, and CUTE AS FUCK SHIT(eventually) May be other ships such as: Erisol, DirkxJake, Gamtav, Cronkri and slight Rosemary. More ships might come to view as the story goes on Notes: I do not own the Homestuck characters or any pictures, unless said otherwise. I do own the story line though. And just to clear this up, everyone who died comes back, so they aren't dead in this. Except the very oldest troll ancestors like the Summoner and the Grand Highblood, etc. Shoutouts to: Andrew Hussie!! For making the awesome Homestuck!! (Even if I cried a bit) And the creators of the pictures I use!! Thanks so much!!! °^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^°∆°^° TAGS AND PLACES: #1 in Davekat on 12/12/'18 #1 in karkatvantas on 11/25/'18 #1 in davestrider on 10/25/'18 #1 in andrewhussie & hussie on 11/25/'18 #1 in Homestuck on 12/17/'18

You're My Cool Guy. . . {Dave x Karkat} by Misakimakara

Dave x Karkat Please enjoy! My first SadStuck!! I don't own anything of Homestuck. WARNING! There will be themes of selfharm and more triggering things! Please do not hate on any part of the story! Smut will most likely show also in this story!! -Misaki

.:: Dave x Unisex!Reader ::. No Fair [Discontinued] by Paranoiz

This is a story I've written on a different website and decided to post it on here if any of you wonder why it's on more than one website. Please take note that this story isn't finished (yet) and that the reader is unisex, THEREFORE, the reader can be a male or female, either which way is your cup of tea. Sorry for any spelling errors, anyone having to be out of character, and extremely drabble chapters, I've been working on this story for about almost a year and I'm trying to make longer chapters in very little amounts of time. So please, be patient. There is also construction going on while in the making of this story, so if the story seems a bit different than the last time you've read it, this is the reason why. If any of you get confused during the story, please message me in the comment or in my inbox. Ignoring all the flaws going on and the construction, I hope you enjoy!

The Blood I Spill for You by ClickyPens

Dave Strider has never liked the idea of owning a troll. Humanity's latest exotic pet turns into a must-have for the household by the time he's five, and he couldn't be more disturbed. But when Dave sees the unbeaten eyes of mutant blood at the market, does he really have a choice? Now with a life at the end of a leash, Dave has to face a whole new set of problems. Has our Cool Kid bitten off way more than he can chew? The story of an unlikely friendship formed from the cold ashes of the past and reaching for the stars. Follow the heart breaking, disturbing and beautiful story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas. Or A Homestuck AU where trolls are slaves to humans. The Condescension is galaxies away, humans conquered Alternia, and troll wrigglers are sent on ships as cargo, where they are "trained" on Earth and then sold. Warning: blood, nightmares, domestic abuse, etc. I don't wanna spoil it.

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just a friend by erensangel444

eren jaeger x reader DNI if not 16+ thank you! y'all know i had to rewrite this fic for my favorite boy :D this fic is eren x fem!reader, if you guys would want to see some gender-neutral fics just let me know in my asks inbox! i'm open to any suggestions if you want a fic that's specifically tailored to you whether that be race-wise, gender-wise, any disabilities, etc,. just let me know! likes/reblogs/comments are always appreciated:D this fic has been proofread but if i missed something just let me know! a/n: i truly think this has been one of my favorite fics i've ever written so i really wanted to rewrite for aot!! the original, which I originally wrote for spike spiegel from cowboy bebop can be found on my tumblr @harrystylesupremacy warnings: language(most of my fics do contain language), stealing, use of drugs(just weed), violence(no death), germs?? bc transfer of something from one person's mouth to another(just a cherry stem), alcohol consumption, smut; dry humping, unprotected sex w/ creampie, cumplay, oral(male!receiving), mentions of public sex, degradation + praise, word count: 10k summary: attempting to forget the past with a friend, unknowingly creating a future.

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.:: Dave x Unisex!Reader ::. No Fair [Discontinued] cover

The Blood I Spill for You cover

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