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mama im in love with a fucking criminal☂ five x fem!reader

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Time 2h 7m

Reads 231,334
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Parts 38
Time 2h 7m

Where y/n mysteriously gets plopped into the Umbrella Academy timeline - conveniently, 8 days before the apocalypse. 
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I don't know how it happened. I don't know why, or when, but I woke up at a table at Griddy's. It was unmistakable, the lights, the bar, hell, Agnes herself gave me a confused but not unfriendly look when I popped up from the bench. As if I just...appeared out of thin air.
But you see, this is impossible.
Because this is supposed to be a show on Netflix.

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The Umbrella Academy by orange_crush289

"The world is ending and I'm just about to YOLO it" *✭˚･. *. ･ﾟ✧* *✭ *✭˚･. ﾟ✧*･･. "Y/n if we die I'm ﾟ✧*. Totally blaming you" *✭˚･. ･ﾟ✧* ﾟ✧*･･. ✧*･ﾟ**✭˚･ﾟ. *✭ "I guess I'm getting blamed" *✭˚･. *. ･ﾟ✧* *✭ *✭˚･. ﾟ✧*･･. "You aren't funny." ﾟ✧*. *✭˚･. ･ﾟ✧*ﾟ**✭˚･ﾟ. *✭ "You're right. I'm hilarious." *✭˚･. *. ･ﾟ✧* *✭ *✭˚･. ﾟ✧*･･. In October 1989, 43 women gave birth but the fact was none of them were pregnant when the day began. Sir Reginald Hargreeves adopted 7 and thus became the Umbrella Academy. But little did they know 30 years later, they'd need to seek a #43 to stop an apocalyptical force, their own sister Vanya. Number Five x reader (female reader) Warnings: Language Death And more! Haha funnnn (I recommend reading in black and the text be times new Roman!)

Bound in Time | Five Hargreeves by simpingforshortkings

"Y/n, you don't have to worry about that. I will always be here for you," he explained. "Thank you Five," I whispered, hugging him. ━━━━━━━━━➶━━━━━━━━━ You are very close with the Umbrella Academy, even if you were just ordinary. Since your father passed away due to some of these extraordinary powers, your mother looks down upon you when you communicate with the Umbrella Academy. Even though she is just looking out for you, you know that the Umbrella Academy would never hurt you. You've been to the academy a couple of t imes, but have to be careful since Sir Hargreeves doesn't allow guests. You and Five are best friends. Why? Because he's always been there for you no matter what. He would sneak out of the Academy and talk to you for hours. What happens when Five time travels? What happens if you weren't as ordinary as you though you were? highest ranking: #1 in five hargreeves #3 in the umbrella academy #1 in aidan gallagher

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I Need You (Five Hargreeves x Reader) Number Five by booklover_975

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