Do YOU Have What It Takes?!

Do YOU Have What It Takes?!

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This is basically a sign-up sheet for anyone who thinks they have the guts to join my team. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE, BUT I AM CHRISTIAN, AND THERE WILL BE NO LGBTQ+ IN MY TEAM. NO BULLIES, NO PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT, NO BAD LANGUAGE, AND NO RACIST ACTION. I LOVE EVERYONE, INCLUDING PEOPLE OF COLOR, AND THERE WILL BE NO PROVOCATIVE ANYTHING IN MY TEAM. I HOPE YOU GET IT, CUZ THERE IS REMOVAL PROCEDURES IF YOU DON'T. Ok, back to this... My team is called the DUCKS, and believe me, we're not sissies when it comes to... well... anything, pretty much. Now, nobody's perfect, so anyone who can pass my questionnaire will be sworn in as a loyal DUCK. May the Power of Harvey be With You. (Harvey is our mascot, FYI)
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