Master of the Unexpected

I snuck back into my room, my heart pounding, adrenaline rushing through my veins. It wasn’t the best prank ever, but at least it was fun. I had installed air horns as a “Door Wall Protecter”, which means whenever someone opened the door, a huge blast of noise would explode in their stupid little faces. As you can tell, I’m not a huge fan of humans. Most of the time, I wish I could just disappear. But what’s the fun in that, when you can scare the living shit out of them?