Who is Jessica x? QUEEN of The Dusty

In the land of Sinaplenty, there lived a King and the King didn't deserve to be. His greatest nemesis was an evil QUEEN named CYNTHIA g. She made it her life's mission to cause dissent among the males and females of the kingdom. She wasn't officially a royal QUEEN; she was more of a troublemaker, who only sought the destruction of King Doth's rule. By spreading lies and hateful rhetorical theories that threatened to destroy what was once a peaceful land devoid of strife, CYNTHIA had become the largest thorn in the metaphorical side of King Doth's realm. This is the tale of her destruction as told by the King's head assassin Wunderling X.