Canadian Freakshow

So after being used as a doormat for his older brother for so many years and basically being neglected by his own fAther- Canada had gone slightly insane as you would imagine. So what did he do? He decided to get revenge on all of his siblings. Even tho most of them didn't do anything and were usually on his side during family arguments. Of course, the way he decided to get revenge seemed to be out of something you'd read on wattpad that a 13 year old wrote. *CoUgH*. However the author of this garbage is in fact 15, so there may be a few ✨Mature themes✨ in this book. No seggs however, just mostly gore shit. Every page with gore included will have a warning and a summary at the bottom so anybody who doesn't want to read the gore will still be able to follow the story.

Characters you will see in this book.

Canada
The psychopathic Ringmaster who takes pleasure in the suffering of others

America: a once strong and arrogant man turned into a terrified child with the power to slit somebody's throat with his 'Bear' hands (hahafunnijoke)

New Zealand: imagine the three most angry creatures from New Zealand and mix them together. Kea parrot, ram and of course, the Maori.

Australia: the youngest brother with PTSD and has pretty much lost the ability to speak properly

Britain: an ass

France: I will make you cry over this woman.

Russia: Friend of Australia who misses his drinking buddy

Papua New Guinea: New Zealand's friend who misses her arson buddy

Enjoy the shitshow my friends