(perry the platypus!bucky x dr. doofenshmirtz!reader) "𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳?" 𝘏𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘣𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘳. 𝘏𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥. "𝘋𝘶𝘥𝘦!" 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘹 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘯. "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳?" (no, i don't know what i'm doing either) ________ Bucky volunteers to go stop a small-time villain from causing mayhem, but nothing can prepare him for what exactly he has to deal with.