The only title that works for this is Weird Dreams I have..

Do you ever wake up and the first thing you think is "what the actual heck?" This is almost every day for me. Sometimes though I'm like "Aw let me go back to sleep and dream about that more." I have a gold mine of weird dreams and some of them I write down before I forget details. If you're reading this welcome to my subconscious trying to tell my conscious mind I don't even know what lol.