HUMPHREY x Gale

The title is misleading because the obvious main character is King.
King is the sole reason HUMPHREY and Gale were united.
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HUMPREY, an asexual rocking tiger and Gale...HUMPREY'S love interest.
They seem so different, but the tension is undeniably there. Everytime there eyes lock, sparks fly. And its not because King has recently taken up welding.🙄
King noticed the tension and decided to act. (since you use any pronouns then I'm inserting my own pro nouns to get used to them😁 my pronouns are fee/fi and they/them by the way)
King pulled so many strings fee could be a puppeteer.
Their love seemed to blossom but when HUMPHREY kept coming home to Gale stealing identities and appearances from anime characters. he didn't know if he could look past it.
Their love seemed ideal, but HUMPHREYS love interest didn't know if him and HUMPHREY really were compatible. He constantly asked himself if "it was because he was an infj"
In the end, could their love persevere, or would they end in screams and tears. Read this enticingly mysterious love story about a rocking tiger and a guy that plays dress up obsessively.
Although, I should warn you. Never. Forget. That. The. Real. Main. Character. Is. King!
For it was King's kindness that brought this interesting duo together, and in the end fee would also be the cause of the resolution to HUMPHREY and HUMPHREYS love interest's relationship.
(there will be gale slander and gale appreciation bc I show my love by making fun of ppl)
(also I had written this entire summary and then I accidentally deleted it and then I contemplated throwing tomato soup at a wall, but then I realized that I could just rewrite it. although this is probably less funnier than the original 😢)