Bfb random ship generator oneshots

Side note: AS OF SATURDAY 10TH JULY 2021 WE HAVE REACHED 69 READS. I AM SO PROUD.

You've probably seen that cursed random ship generator going around before. But what if I took that, and wrote oneshots with it? Probably not a good idea but i'm doing it anyways!

Rules:
-Even if its cursed, or a ship I hate, I still have to do it!
-If characters who are/act like children (Grassy, Rocky, Firey Jr, etc.) are rolled, the ship will be platonic!
-You can't recommend stuff, only the ship generator can. It holds all the power!
-If its a ship I like i'll still do it, just makes the experience more enjoyable!

Side notes:
I'll update this book as much as i can! If i'm ever bored i'll probably come here and write something-
This book is objects, and isn't humanised unless I specifically say so!

And finally..
A sorry to anyone who comes across this book.