Trump's Island: A Gilligan's Island Parody for Adults Only
The year is 1969. The place: somewhere far out to sea in the Pacific. Following a wild and sexy mishap aboard the Trump family yacht, 23-year-old Donald Trump now finds himself stranded on an uncharted tropical island which just happens to be inhabited by seven stranded castaways who would like nothing more than for him to get stranded elsewhere.
But it's not all bad for the brash, young Trump, for, among those seven castaways are two of the most lusted-after lovelies this side of Pago-Pago: gorgeous movie-star Gina LaPlante and farm-girl extraordinaire Mary Lynn Saunders. And every swaying step they take seems to pull his eyes that much further from his head, his jaw that much closer to the ground, and his silk boxers that much tighter.
Well, our future President is sure in a quandary now! As much as he wants off this island so that he can return to his life of wealth, luxury and leisure, he may find that his desire for a three-way roll in the palm fronds with both the buxom and wide-hipped Gina as well as sweet and innocent Mary Lynn (who just happens to have, as Donald deems it, the World's Most Beautiful Butt) is even more compelling.
A Trump is certainly accustomed to getting what he wants. But are even his hunky charm, wealth, and the promise of a free ride back to civilization enough to convince the two objects of his affection to go along with his demands? After all, Gina happens to have VERY high standards when it comes to men, and even all the money in the world might not be enough to convince Mary Lynn to lose her renowned virginity to a man whose off-color advances are unlike anything she could possibly have imagined!
This 80,000-word story has it all: hilarious comedy, rollicking adventure, sensual romance, tropical allure, a touch of drama, mind-blowing titillation, and, of course, the Donald J. Trump brand of bawdy sexual comings and goings that will leave you hungry for more.
