Hell Hath No Fury
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Hell hath no fury - full stop.
What if you were to discover that the worst humans who ever lived, the since-deceased scourges on humanity, were enjoying lavish vacations in the fiery depths of Hell?
Adolf Hitler, Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Epstein, Vlad the Impaler - the list goes on and on. The worst of the worst of the worst, spending eternity in Hell but suffering no punishment for their crimes! Pina coladas instead of scalding chains and torture. Mani-pedis instead of blaring, endless loops of "Baby Shark" and Nickelback songs.
Hell, quite literally, hath no fury. But perhaps not for long.
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