Slapping you with chese

Hi my name is Elyse Eden I have 2 big sisters 1 mother and no dad. My sisters names are Alexis, and Cherish my mom's name is Nikkia. This is the story of how I ended up coming to your house and slapping you with cheese. My dad died in the war. I ended up learning how to defend my self from my mom. So you aggrivated me. My mom always told me that if someone aggrivated me to slap them silly with chese as hard as I could at there house. So that is exactly what I did i got your address at school went to your house with a piece of cheese as hard as I could. Now I am on the lose slapping people with cheese?