Crack
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Ongoing9m
Last published Sat, Mar 12, 2016
Crack is a compilation of crack fics. Requests are open as well as ideas, I'll write it as best as I can.
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PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM 13 YEARS OLD AND I WILL NOT WRITE YOU SMUT SO DON'T REQUEST IT. I FEEL JUST AS UNCOMFORTABLE WRITING THESE THINGS AS YOU DO READING THEM BUT I DO IT FOR YOU.
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