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Reads 544
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Parts 5
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illuminationunknown

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Crack is a compilation of crack fics. Requests are open as well as ideas, I'll write it as best as I can. 
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PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM 13 YEARS OLD AND I WILL NOT WRITE YOU SMUT SO DON'T REQUEST IT. I FEEL JUST AS UNCOMFORTABLE WRITING THESE THINGS AS YOU DO READING THEM BUT I DO IT FOR YOU.
*Previously titled Crappy FanFics*All Rights Reserved

andley blackveilbrides crack crackfic crappy dumbledore fanfic feels funny harrypotter johnlock kanye kardashian lgbt oneshots sherlock thewalkingdead wattys2015

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Afraid to Fall- H.S. by ThotforHarryStyles21

When a girl who falls in love with the sky meets a charming boy, their worlds collide in what could only be described as fate. Two people who needed each other at just the right time. _____________________________________________________ "You fall in love with the person who makes you love the person you are when you're around them" - Unknown ***Harry is famous in this fanfiction*** *Mentions Self-Harm, Abuse, Suicidal Thoughts, and Depression* *TRIGGER WARNING* Ranked #9 in hs 4/21/22 (First few chapters are trash because this is the first fanfic I've written) ***Explicit Content without warning***

ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℙ𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕏 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 // 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 by Champngeproblems13

Hey Hotties!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Welcome to my first ever story! I'm so happy to have you here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ‼️⚠️IMPORTANT INFO⚠️‼️ This story will be a collection of oneshots from various different Harry Potter characters such as.... -Harry Potter (obviously he's so hot) -Ron Weasley -Hermione Granger -Fred and George Weasley -All Mauraders -Cedric Diggory (he's hot too😽) -Luna Lovegood -Cho Chang -Draco Malfoy (also him🫣) -Tom Riddle (him too😝) -Mattheo Riddle (This man is SO fucking fine😏) - Theo Nott (This man as well🤭) -Enzo Berkshire (Let's bfr all Slytherin men are fine😋) ⚠️WARNING⚠️ THIS STORY WILL INCLUDE SMUT‼️ - Will also include drugs, alcohol, language, mentions of sex, dirty jokes -I will add warnings at the beginning to let you know and have specific emojis in title to tell you -Fun/Friends: 😝 -Fluff: 🤭 -Some sexual acts but not fully: 💋 - Smut: 🌶️ -Also be adding Post War scenarios! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Date Started: 12/24/24 Date Finished: ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FEEL FREE TO REQUEST AND ENJOY!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -I do not own the Harry Potter universe/characters all rights go to JK Rowling-

I kissed a boy (drarry) by itstoatallyplatonic

DISCLAIMER: I kind of don't like this fic, so read at your own risk 😭 --------- Harry Potter was a saint - or at least that's what it looked like. Nothing he did was ever remotely wrong or laced with bad intentions. Everyone said it, the image of perfection was 'that boy with the brilliant green eyes'. So no one would ever suspect anything flawed from the saviour of the Wizarding world. He had no weaknesses, no blemishes. So what happens when one fateful detention with a familiar blond pureblood turns into something quite sinful? TW: mentions of homophobia, and assault. Going through some major editing - sorry if it's bad in some places! Fluff / Smut / Angst Please don't let this flop, I'm really invested in this :) And, please go easy on me, this is my first fanfic. Oh, and all the characters, settings, and spells belong to J.k Rowling, although I might add my own features later on, the cover art creds go to the extremely talented artist, and all that stuff. I'll probably edit the description tho.

Solangelo One Shots (fluff) by Neptune5627

This is basically just some Solangelo one shots. They are inspired by prompts I have seen. It is mainly fluff, some spicier fluff, a sprinkle of smut. I take ideas and recommendations, but I don't really love angst. Like I said, it is pretty much just cute Solangelo fluff. I like putting them in situations that are not completely depressing :) Also I DID draw the cover photo, but the pictures before each chapter I DO NOT OWN.

Dirty/ Sweet One Direction Imagines ;D by loudsexwithniall

So these are some very spicy smut fics written for your pleasure. My goal is to get the audience involved as much as possible, so please tell me what you like to read, and i'll write it for you! Each chapter is written in the favors of a fan- you may read a fic with Jordan's name, or one with the name of Alex. They have requested these stories, and I have delivered to my best. Here is how it works: -Tell me what you want to read! if you want to read about how Niall impregnated you and left you all alone for years and you find out that he actually died when going to see you at the clinic- i'm here to write that. What I need prior to writing your requested short fic: -Your name (could be yours or an alias. Yes, I could write a fic where your name is "Bubblelicious Jam.") - The location(s) of event(s) - Which member of 1D you want to be involved with (or it could be a fight, too. A steamy fight between the both of you? Scandalous) - Let me know your kinks! I will involve them in your personalized fic. I don't hate, a kink is a kink. - The plot. This is crucial for me writing your fic, I need to know if you're at a party or if you're at a bar, a funeral, a mountain, a prison cell. TELL ME THINGS! I can easily make one up for you, i'm flexible in that area as well. and finally - Your twitter handle! That's right, for every request I get and go through, I will follow that person on my account in hopes that you'll like me to write more for you, but mainly to warn you that I have indeed finished your fic and it's been posted on this very app. Let's talk, lets have fun! This is your chance to get your 1D story right, and i'm here to make it happen!

Potions Class Gone Wrong -Harry Potter Fanfiction- by HP_and_PJ_nerd19568

Potions Class Gone Wrong -Harry Potter Fanfiction- (DON'T read this VERSION. It is STINKY and OLD. READ the NEW VERSION ***FESTINA TEMPUS*** It's mostly the same story, but with less plot holes, better transitions, less mistakes, etc etc etc. I HIGHLY recommend you read that version instead. It is COMPLETED and is the same story but BETTER! Give it some love!!) (Also available on AO3 and Fanfiction.net, check my bio) THERES EVEN A LINK TO THE FIRST CHAPTER OF FESTINA TEMPUS RIGHT THERE THAT YOU CAN COPY AND PASTE!!! https://www.wattpad.com/565544375-festina-tempus-rewrite-harry-potter-fanfiction Potions. The subject can be very challenging and difficult. One little mistake can do a range or things, from make a flexibility potion into a gender changing potion, to make it into a bend-in-two potion. It can change it dramatically, or it can change it just slightly. Well, Harry Potter was never the best at potions, was he? While making a de-aging potion, meant to make the drinker go back by only a few years for a period of time, depending on the size of the frog liver and the color of squid blubber, there was a slight mishap. What is a six year old Harry Potter in the care of a snake supposed to do? Cope without the memories that are slowly fading? Things are slowly falling downwards in a fast spiral. Draco Malfoy, on the other hand, feels as though his life is slowly slipping, along with his mental stability. He wouldn't find Potter anything close to adorable otherwise, right? P.S. Previously a one shot by the same name, Any bad grammar by Harry is on purpose Cover made by myself with art from google Word count: 18,376 Anything you recognize belongs to J.K.R.

Friendly Fire Fiction - A Collection Of Short Stories by JadeyAcey

These are some short stories that my friends and I wrote. Some of them are sad. But the majority of them are literally just crack-fics. Book cover made by Shane Hope you enjoy! WARNING! There may be death and suicidal thoughts in these stories. If you are sensitive to that sort of topic, I would advise you read with caution. I will try to mark the warnings at the beginning of the chapters. NONE OF THE PEOPLE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS BOOK OWN ANY OF THE FANDOM CHARACTERS, VIDEOS, OR PHOTOS USED IN THIS BOOK!! THEY BELONG TO THEIR ORIGINAL CREATORS!! The different people involved: Endy, Shane, Trash, Oil, and Charles.

Wicked by femalefictional

A Fred Weasley x Y/N Fanfiction You're the 'And' in Fred and George, the 'Managed' to their 'Mischief' but what happens when life moves on, people get older, the Wizarding World gets darker, feelings deepen and despite one twin seeing you as a sister the other, might have different feelings. Fitting you into the Harry Potter films/Books and giving you a romance with Fred along they way! Its a slow burn to start, but I promise, there will be smut and possible TW thought.

Hamilton X Reader(COMPLETE) by Ads_the_Artist

Hello! So I was bored one day and this happened... It was a product of reading too many Hamilton fanfics. I just want to say thank you to all the people have read this or who are going to read this. It makes my day when I see that people like my writing! ~Also~ I will take requests for stories. I like to know what people want when writing these. Also, I won't judge if you want smut(I read those all the time seriously), just request it and I'll tell you if its possible for me to write it. Sometimes I get major writer's block so if I disappear for a while that's why.

Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK by TheDarkMistress16

The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner* 3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images. 4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine. 7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).

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Afraid to Fall- H.S. cover

ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℙ𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕏 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 // 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 cover

I kissed a boy (drarry) cover

Solangelo One Shots (fluff) cover

Dirty/ Sweet One Direction Imagines ;D cover

Potions Class Gone Wrong -Harry Potter Fanfiction- cover

Friendly Fire Fiction - A Collection Of Short Stories cover

Hamilton X Reader(COMPLETE) cover

Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK cover

Afraid to Fall- H.S.

When a girl who falls in love with the sky meets a charming boy, their worlds collide in what could only be described as fate. Two people who needed each other at just the right time. _____________________________________________________ "You fall in love with the person who makes you love the person you are when you're around them" - Unknown Harry is famous in this fanfiction Mentions Self-Harm, Abuse, Suicidal Thoughts, and Depression TRIGGER WARNING Ranked #9 in hs 4/21/22 (First few chapters are trash because this is the first fanfic I've written) Explicit Content without warning