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Crack

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Reads 552
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Parts 5
Time 9m

illuminationunknown

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Crack is a compilation of crack fics. Requests are open as well as ideas, I'll write it as best as I can. 
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PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM 13 YEARS OLD AND I WILL NOT WRITE YOU SMUT SO DON'T REQUEST IT. I FEEL JUST AS UNCOMFORTABLE WRITING THESE THINGS AS YOU DO READING THEM BUT I DO IT FOR YOU.
*Previously titled Crappy FanFics*All Rights Reserved

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(read desc.)Countryhumans Oneshots by Indra_Reaper

Here we go just another ch oneshot book, have fun (Mature tag is for potential cursing) NOTE: This book is on indefinite hiatus as I'm no longer in the fandom and cannot actively exercise my creativity and energy toward adding to it. I won't be able to accept any requests at this time, so apologies for any unmet requests and discontinued series. - (I did however add a requests page in addition to the revised description, if you're wondering why it's empty) --- Request page is for requests so that I won't miss it. - Some requests will be rejected if I'm either uncomfortable with fulfilling it or unable to. - I will {NOT} be doing reader inserts, OC or statehumans asks, smut, or dark themes (dead dove). Suggestive works will be either done of my own accord or are old works that I won't do anymore. - I may experiment if I'm in the mood. Some fics will be one-off things and not have a sequels. Some will have tropes that I won't replicate in any other work. - Some tropes/dynamics may recur across multiple fics. - Some old works are cringe and/or crack. Read at your own risk. Vast majority of this is meant to be lighthearted; if you find something offensive and/or problematic then please let me know so I can edit or delete it, thank you. - For all the parts that have an "aw bummer" cover pic, you're welcome to find a fitting pic for the ship or draw one yourself. --- ABBV. KEY for quick ToC browsing: F (female) M (male) NB (nonbinary) R (romantic) P (platonic) FA (familial) NS (no ship) RJ (reader's judgment) F (fluff) A (angst) HC (hurt/comfort) D (domestic) AU (alternate universe) C (crack) LF (long fic) SF (short fic/drabble) ST (special trait[specified in fic] UL (unrequited love) ER (established relationship) Some will have further specifications of the relationship/story in the part itself. All works will have a word count at the beginning. >Happy Readings<

Dirty/ Sweet One Direction Imagines ;D by loudsexwithniall

So these are some very spicy smut fics written for your pleasure. My goal is to get the audience involved as much as possible, so please tell me what you like to read, and i'll write it for you! Each chapter is written in the favors of a fan- you may read a fic with Jordan's name, or one with the name of Alex. They have requested these stories, and I have delivered to my best. Here is how it works: -Tell me what you want to read! if you want to read about how Niall impregnated you and left you all alone for years and you find out that he actually died when going to see you at the clinic- i'm here to write that. What I need prior to writing your requested short fic: -Your name (could be yours or an alias. Yes, I could write a fic where your name is "Bubblelicious Jam.") - The location(s) of event(s) - Which member of 1D you want to be involved with (or it could be a fight, too. A steamy fight between the both of you? Scandalous) - Let me know your kinks! I will involve them in your personalized fic. I don't hate, a kink is a kink. - The plot. This is crucial for me writing your fic, I need to know if you're at a party or if you're at a bar, a funeral, a mountain, a prison cell. TELL ME THINGS! I can easily make one up for you, i'm flexible in that area as well. and finally - Your twitter handle! That's right, for every request I get and go through, I will follow that person on my account in hopes that you'll like me to write more for you, but mainly to warn you that I have indeed finished your fic and it's been posted on this very app. Let's talk, lets have fun! This is your chance to get your 1D story right, and i'm here to make it happen!

Wicked by femalefictional

A Fred Weasley x Y/N Fanfiction You're the 'And' in Fred and George, the 'Managed' to their 'Mischief' but what happens when life moves on, people get older, the Wizarding World gets darker, feelings deepen and despite one twin seeing you as a sister the other, might have different feelings. Fitting you into the Harry Potter films/Books and giving you a romance with Fred along they way! Its a slow burn to start, but I promise, there will be smut and possible TW thought.

MultiFandom Imagines by NessanityIsReal

i might upload once every three years but for now it is dead, enjoy my old stuff :)) (when i update, they're mainly crackfics so feel free to make fun of them dhdjsk, it shouldn't be that hard to tell which ones are serious or not) includes: ~markiplier ~supernatural ~twaimz ~twenty one pilots ~sonic ~panic at the disco ~it ~glee ~dr. who ~bee & puppycat ~the flash ~sanders sides ~spiderman ~voltron ~deadpool ~dan and phil ~avengers ~magic funhouse ~be more chill ~jacksepticeye ~crankgameplays ~luke hemmings (Btw, none of the fanart belongs to me. Credit goes to all artists)

WRAPPING CHAOS - Finished by Mirabella_29

Draco Malfoy is a fucking arse. A magical delivery error causes all the gifts ordered by Draco and Hermione to be sent in the wrong place. To her great misfortune, her erotic potion books and sex toys land in Malfoy's hands, who takes great pleasure in mocking her. Bloody Hell, if she could bury herself alive right now, she would. ______________ I've had a few ideas pop into my head for the Christmas holidays, so here's a little surprise for you. Just a quick heads-up: writing smut is a real challenge for me-I cringe every single time, haha. I wrote my first one not long ago, and I thought I was going to have a heart attack when I posted it. So, please be kind! English isn't my first language, either. Sending lots of good vibes your way, and... happy reading! A special shoutout to my friend and beta, Posie.rosie.daisie, who took the time to read my work, even when I wanted to hide behind a cushion, and who advised me to keep a bowl of water nearby to help ease the pressure... Your unwavering support, your feedback, and your comments always bring a big smile to my face.

Hamilton X Reader(COMPLETE) by Ads_the_Artist

Hello! So I was bored one day and this happened... It was a product of reading too many Hamilton fanfics. I just want to say thank you to all the people have read this or who are going to read this. It makes my day when I see that people like my writing! ~Also~ I will take requests for stories. I like to know what people want when writing these. Also, I won't judge if you want smut(I read those all the time seriously), just request it and I'll tell you if its possible for me to write it. Sometimes I get major writer's block so if I disappear for a while that's why.

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Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK by TheDarkMistress16

The others won't be as good in detail as the first chapter. I'm pretty sorry about this. (But not really cuz why would I upload it otherwise?) Ugh I can't come up with titles for these... *goes into a depression corner* 3: Ugh there's supposed to be a gif but whatever. Wattpad hates me when I try to add images. 4: Oh nevermind I got them working fine. 7-9: these have been sitting in my drafts for years and I'm tired of them going to waste. I touched them up a bit but are very old and have cringy writing (premises).

Sasunaru Oneshots by hobibias24

Just a bunch of sasunaru oneshots! Fluff, Smut, and angst will be included in these oneshots. I'll take any recommendations or story ideas and here may be some oneshots that may be slightly similar to other oneshots I've read so I apologize if it seems pretty similar to another oneshot you've read and I'll try to make most of these oneshots my own works. 🥵=Smut 💗=Fluff 🥀=Angst 🥴= Crack I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR NARUTO SHIPPUDEN, NONE OF THE COVERS OR PICTURES I USE IN THIS BOOK ARE MINE Alright I think that's it hope you guys enjoy this oneshot book!

Love Conquers All [Sasuke x Naruto Oneshots] by simpsandships

So, here's another book containing small fluffy stories about Sasuke and Naruto. Mostly, these are fluff. But the first chapter, which is in two parts contains mature scenes, i.e., smut but with a plot. So if you're only looking for fluff, start from chapter 3 ^^ This doesn't specifically has a time-frame, since these are oneshots, they're all different plots and are not connected. [I do not own Naruto. But the story line here and the plot, I'm the owner of that. The images are all taken from Pinterest.] [Do not copy or repost anywhere, and if you are reposting, just give me some credit there, hehe 0w0 ] Oh, and I am very open to suggestions and also some criticisms! Feel free to like, comment, subscribe and follow ;)

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Here we go just another ch oneshot book, have fun (Mature tag is for potential cursing) NOTE: This book is on indefinite hiatus as I'm no longer in the fandom and cannot actively exercise my creativity and energy toward adding to it. I won't be able to accept any requests at this time, so apologies for any unmet requests and discontinued series. - (I did however add a requests page in addition to the revised description, if you're wondering why it's empty) --- Request page is for requests so that I won't miss it. - Some requests will be rejected if I'm either uncomfortable with fulfilling it or unable to. - I will {NOT} be doing reader inserts, OC or statehumans asks, smut, or dark themes (dead dove). Suggestive works will be either done of my own accord or are old works that I won't do anymore. - I may experiment if I'm in the mood. Some fics will be one-off things and not have a sequels. Some will have tropes that I won't replicate in any other work. - Some tropes/dynamics may recur across multiple fics. - Some old works are cringe and/or crack. Read at your own risk. Vast majority of this is meant to be lighthearted; if you find something offensive and/or problematic then please let me know so I can edit or delete it, thank you. - For all the parts that have an "aw bummer" cover pic, you're welcome to find a fitting pic for the ship or draw one yourself. --- ABBV. KEY for quick ToC browsing: F (female) M (male) NB (nonbinary) R (romantic) P (platonic) FA (familial) NS (no ship) RJ (reader's judgment) F (fluff) A (angst) HC (hurt/comfort) D (domestic) AU (alternate universe) C (crack) LF (long fic) SF (short fic/drabble) ST (special trait[specified in fic] UL (unrequited love) ER (established relationship) Some will have further specifications of the relationship/story in the part itself. All works will have a word count at the beginning. >Happy Readings<