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Weirdly Sarcastic

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Remember that one book of whatever the fucks? 

Well guess what, it's back! 

It's even less funnier than before with a not so clever title because the words from the title of the other book was just switched to make the title for this book!

So yeah, enjoy all the terrible jokes, puns and everything else, straight from this site called Tumblr.
I just can't help it.


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