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It's Major Kirrahe's most challenging assignment for the Special Tasks Group yet: serving as military consultant to the Blasto vid being made about the assault on Saren's base on Virmire. For vid studio intern Solik Vass, it's the adventure of a lifetime. 

A comedy-adventure spy story set within the canonical Mass Effect universe's entertainment industry just prior to the events of ME2 and featuring mostly original characters.  Originally published on FFN.All Rights Reserved

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