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Bad Dead or Alive One Shots

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Reads 244
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Parts 3
Time <5 mins

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"QUALITY WRITING. YES, QUITE." -BELLEND BOB

A quality series starring:
Pete 'Ballin' Burns 
Steve 'Snare-Beatin' Coy 
Mike 'Slap-That-String-And-Break-it!' Percy
Tim 'Bald-Is-Beautiful' Lever
Wayne 'Wank' Hussey
Martin 'Irrelevant' Healy 
Sue 'The-Only-Female-DOA-Member' James 
Joe 'I-Can't-Hit-That-Fucking-Snare-So-I-Hit-Toms' Musker
Adrian 'Even-More-Irrelevant' Mitchley
Dean 'Dickbag' Bright
Jason 'Fuck-You-I'm-Beautiful' Alburey.
AND EVEN MORE.

In this quality series, random things happen. The band members will do random things, ye?All Rights Reserved

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Blind (Jonathan Davis x reader) by eirsxq

After moving out of her abusive father's house and into her coworkers, Laney undergoes many trials and tribunes. Many of which include the confusing creature called men. She suspects her flatmate may be in love with her, but she's got her eye set on Jonathan Davis, the lead singer of a band called Korn that she was introduced to at a bar. Soon enough, Jonathan's band begins rising in popularity quicker than a blink, and Laney has no choice but to tag along for the ride. Read as Laney and Jonathan both go through many turns and twists in their relationship with one another. Will they really turn out in the end? This story contains mentions of the following: rape, abuse, drugs, alcohol, homicide, etc. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK Sorry for any spelling mistakes! PSA: irregular updating schedule and for the sake of this story let's pretend flip phones were a normal thing in the 90's 😃

Never Turning Back by itsallpartoftheshow

Music isn't Derek's only passion anymore... All is loud and well- just the way they like it when the Iron Weasel tour starts -Though when one of the band member's words is quickly rocked, his world that had been rolling smoothly, suddenly comes to a sharp standstill. When the band discovers music isn't their only priority any more, for the first time they will go beyond the limits of the stages and crank the volume. Will they balance their frontman's priority to stabilize the only band they've ever known, or will someone break under selfish pressure to do what's right? How far are they willing to crank the sound before they blow their amps, fame, fortune and they loose the music and each other?

Don't Forget About Me (Zacky Vengeance) by KristinaWay

It's the year 1999. Olive Jackson just moved in with her best friend, Valerie Williams, and is trying her best to forget her parents that kicked her out ever existed. One day, she decides she wants to buy an electric guitar. She already has an acoustic, but she can't play very well, and she wants to. But what happens when she goes to the guitar shop and finds out her teacher is Zacky Vengeance? Disclaimer: I do not own Avenged Sevenfold or any of their material (songs, videos, etc.) This was made solely for entertainment purposes and nothing more. ...Yes, I did just write that.

The Nightmare at Warped Tour [A Set It Off FanFic] by KatyNicole143

We all have that one dream that we desperately want to come true, don't we? I know I do, my name is Clementine Meadows or at least I've made it to be. My real name on my birth certificate is Amelia Rogers, I never particularly cared for the name my parents bestowed upon me, so I changed it in high school. But I should get back to the true point in this, description, or explanation, whichever. My dream is to be the merch girl for Sleeping With Sirens, I won't lie it mostly has to do with being close to Kellin Quinn, my one and only true love. But also to spend Warped Tour with a band I love on a tour I've felt I was meant to be on. Only I don't get exactly what I wanted. No, instead I'm stuck with some no name band, from Tampa, Florida. I mean who gives a damn about Set It Off? Who are they really? Does it matter? Of course, by the end of the tour, I'll learn they'll be more to me than I ever expected. Set It Off is a real band, as well as each of the band members, Cody Carson, Austin Kerr, Dan Clermont, Maxx Danziger, Zach Dewall, as well as their wonderful tour manager, Andrew Cramb. I would like to point out, that none of the guys are they way they are made out to be in this story, they are not jerks, actually they are the opposite, there wonderful and huge sweethearts. So I am being melodramatic for the story, as well as making the character out to see the guys how she wants to see them. There are many ways for everyone to talk to them, or listen to them. Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/setitoffband Twitter - https://twitter.com/setitoff Instagram - http://instagram.com/setitoffband Tumblr - http://setitoffband.tumblr.com/ MerchNow - http://setitoff.merchnow.com/ YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/setitoffband & http://www.youtube.com/user/rockmaniac89 You can find all of their personals for each of those websites, I won't put those here, as there are many, but they are very easy to find.

Little Letters ≫l.h & a.i by soft-lights

Dear Luke, I have written this over and over again, trying to make it right. And I am not going to throw this version away this time. Your absence is making me sad. You have been gone and no one can get over it. Especially me. Your friends ask if i'm okay. I don't really reply. There is no way to show how I am really feeling. Your friend Ashton seems nice. So do all your other friends. But I still miss your laugh. Your smile. Your voice. You have been gone for a while, and I am not sure if I am supposed to move on or not. Because it seems like nobody else can get over it either. -May ----------------------------------- A/N: This is my first story published on Wattpad. It is kind of a crappy one, and I intended it to be much longer and sadder, but my mind ran out of ideas. This is one of my worst stories but I finished it and didn't know what to do with it so I'm just publishing it. This is a story about a girl moving on without her best friend. This is not a Luke Hemmings romance, it is an Ashton romance. Hope you like it, please read, rate, and enjoy!

She's With The Band by leilams31

You really think you know the full story? You may think you do, but you don't. There's a fine line between love and hate, of course there is... there always is. You can be two things at once, can't you? Can you love two people at once? Do you even know who you are? Or who you want to be? Or maybe this, who you are right know is exactly who you are supposed to be. ⚠️WARNING BEFORE YOU READ THIS STORY⚠️: This story contains some content that some people may be uncomfortable with. This is just me warning you all because I stopped putting TW's after like chapter eight!! :) This story talks about and has - eating disorders - alcohol - drugs - violence - cursing/swearing - sexual assault/ talk of a previous r*pe - homophobia Just know in advance that this story is Mature for a reason, please don't attack me okay LOL😭😭 I do not own any of the songs used in this story. All credit goes to the owners. #1 in punk! 8/19/22 #1 in gossip! 10/6/22 #1 in New York 4/28/23

pumpkin // c. brock by -TARAYUMMY

your childhood best friend, tara moves across the country and becomes famous. she gets a friend group that you only socialize with over the internet. you don't get to meet most of the friend group in person but you will once they invite you to tour the usa with them. with that brings a lot of drama and a new relationship between you and mr. colby brock :) COMPLETED! started: may 25, 2020 published: june 1, 2020 finished: july 13, 2020 alt ending: february 9, 2021 real life x social media colby brock x oc fp pov x tp pov ALCOHOL USE, MILD SMUT, UNDERAGE DRINKING, LANGUAGE USE THANK YOU FOR 10K!!!

Sweet Emotion by SurprisedJoe

Imagine falling in love with your best friend. No big deal... right? Try being in the same band. T/W: Strong language, sex, drug addiction, self-harm & abuse (Book 1) (Book 2: Operation Boneyard)

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Blind (Jonathan Davis x reader)

After moving out of her abusive father's house and into her coworkers, Laney undergoes many trials and tribunes. Many of which include the confusing creature called men. She suspects her flatmate may be in love with her, but she's got her eye set on Jonathan Davis, the lead singer of a band called Korn that she was introduced to at a bar. Soon enough, Jonathan's band begins rising in popularity quicker than a blink, and Laney has no choice but to tag along for the ride. Read as Laney and Jonathan both go through many turns and twists in their relationship with one another. Will they really turn out in the end? This story contains mentions of the following: rape, abuse, drugs, alcohol, homicide, etc. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK Sorry for any spelling mistakes! PSA: irregular updating schedule and for the sake of this story let's pretend flip phones were a normal thing in the 90's 😃