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Bad Dead or Alive One Shots

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"QUALITY WRITING. YES, QUITE." -BELLEND BOB

A quality series starring:
Pete 'Ballin' Burns 
Steve 'Snare-Beatin' Coy 
Mike 'Slap-That-String-And-Break-it!' Percy
Tim 'Bald-Is-Beautiful' Lever
Wayne 'Wank' Hussey
Martin 'Irrelevant' Healy 
Sue 'The-Only-Female-DOA-Member' James 
Joe 'I-Can't-Hit-That-Fucking-Snare-So-I-Hit-Toms' Musker
Adrian 'Even-More-Irrelevant' Mitchley
Dean 'Dickbag' Bright
Jason 'Fuck-You-I'm-Beautiful' Alburey.
AND EVEN MORE.

In this quality series, random things happen. The band members will do random things, ye?All Rights Reserved

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Night in the Ruts by Aerosmith_intheruts

People always asked me how I ended up here. And sometimes I ask myself that same question. I mean, I was shy and quiet and played my guitar for only myself and all of a sudden I'm pretending to be a stripper and singing Beatles tunes in a hallway with some random singer I just met. And then I get sucked into a lie--a huge lie. It was all a tiny little white lie at first--to actually keep me AWAY from trouble. But as it turns out, the little lie has done the horribly cliché thing of spiraling out of control. Naturally this calls for hardships and loosing things that matter greatly. But the thing is, can I fix everything and right my wrongs? Or will it just be another shot in the nuts and a night spent in the ruts? RANKINGS #3 Brad Whitford #3 Joey Kramer #4 Tom Hamilton #1 Aerosmith #5 Joe Perry #3 Steven Tyler #2 performance A Steven Tyler fanfiction. (PG-13 because of drugs and I cuss... Typically 'shit' or 'damn' and there's also the occasional notorious 'f-word').

Two Bassists > C.T.H. by wastedsugarx

"My name's Calum." "Mikayla. I heard you play bass, yeah?" "Yeah." "Just a little?" "Just a little." -------------------------- A Calum Hood (5SOS) FanFiction A companion book to 'The Guitar>M.G.C'. You don't have to read that book to read this one. c late 2015- middle 2016

Don't Forget About Me (Zacky Vengeance) by KristinaWay

It's the year 1999. Olive Jackson just moved in with her best friend, Valerie Williams, and is trying her best to forget her parents that kicked her out ever existed. One day, she decides she wants to buy an electric guitar. She already has an acoustic, but she can't play very well, and she wants to. But what happens when she goes to the guitar shop and finds out her teacher is Zacky Vengeance? Disclaimer: I do not own Avenged Sevenfold or any of their material (songs, videos, etc.) This was made solely for entertainment purposes and nothing more. ...Yes, I did just write that.

Sam and Colby: The Asylum by traphousereturns

After meeting Colby Brock, Vanessa is invited to an abandoned insane asylum to film the next Sam and Colby series. But things quickly go awry-and their safety isn't very important to the forces at play. HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 on: youtube, colby brock, sam golbach, mikes dead, corey scherer, jake webber, katrina stuart, aryia, reggie webber, xplr, Sam Golbach FanFic, Never Normal, Take Chances, Now or Never, traphouse, brennen taylor, cassie martin *book one of three: second is 'The House', third is 'The Penitentiary'*

A Song For You//[Thonny] by jfk1sdedlol1

After leaving Oxfordshire in 1988, six years prior, Thom decides to return to try and fix things with his old friends. TRIGGER WARNINGS: Suicide, self harm, addiction, drug use, fighting, blood, explicit sexual content, vulgar language, abuse, homophobia, panic attacks, relapsing, and anything else that might trigger people. A lot happens in this story, so brace yourself. ---- You guys must absolutely hate me at this point because I have three published stories I have abandoned, but that's not the worst part. I've also started four other stories... including this one... I'm waisting my time. But it think this one will be cute and angsty or whatever. I've wanted to write a Thonny story for a bit. Did you really think this story was my original idea? Well, you thought wrong. This story is inspired by a story I read on Ao3 a while back. I'm not completely basing this story off that, just a little bit of the plot bc it made me cry really hard and I loved it. I wish I could find it and give the person credit but no matter how hard I search I cannot find this shit. Oh well. If you read this story and you wrote something similar on Ao3, tell me so I can credit you!

𝟷. 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚊 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚠𝚘 - 𝚖.𝚑. by abiiorss

"i could give you that" jules chokes on her coke. "...what?" "i said i could give you that," matty doesn't shy away from repeating it. if anything, he sounds even more confident than the first time. "if it's just sex you want." ─── ⋆⋅♡︎⋅⋆ ── after the worst break up of her life, jules makes a deal with matty - no strings, no commitments, just sex. matty's perfect for this. she feels nothing for him apart from physical attraction. besides, after her ex, jules is sure she is never going to fall for another indie rockstar looking to make it big. matty's sure too. he's far too busy focusing on his band to have the time for falling in love. effectively, it's a perfect arrangement. it shouldn't be too hard, then, to follow the rules and keep her resolve... right? ─── ⋆⋅♡︎⋅⋆ ── ⚝ 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭

She's With The Band by leilams31

You really think you know the full story? You may think you do, but you don't. There's a fine line between love and hate, of course there is... there always is. You can be two things at once, can't you? Can you love two people at once? Do you even know who you are? Or who you want to be? Or maybe this, who you are right know is exactly who you are supposed to be. ⚠️WARNING BEFORE YOU READ THIS STORY⚠️: This story contains some content that some people may be uncomfortable with. This is just me warning you all because I stopped putting TW's after like chapter eight!! :) This story talks about and has - eating disorders - alcohol - drugs - violence - cursing/swearing - sexual assault/ talk of a previous r*pe - homophobia Just know in advance that this story is Mature for a reason, please don't attack me okay LOL😭😭 I do not own any of the songs used in this story. All credit goes to the owners. #1 in punk! 8/19/22 #1 in gossip! 10/6/22 #1 in New York 4/28/23

Never Turning Back by itsallpartoftheshow

Music isn't Derek's only passion anymore... All is loud and well- just the way they like it when the Iron Weasel tour starts -Though when one of the band member's words is quickly rocked, his world that had been rolling smoothly, suddenly comes to a sharp standstill. When the band discovers music isn't their only priority any more, for the first time they will go beyond the limits of the stages and crank the volume. Will they balance their frontman's priority to stabilize the only band they've ever known, or will someone break under selfish pressure to do what's right? How far are they willing to crank the sound before they blow their amps, fame, fortune and they loose the music and each other?

The Nightmare at Warped Tour [A Set It Off FanFic] by KatyNicole143

We all have that one dream that we desperately want to come true, don't we? I know I do, my name is Clementine Meadows or at least I've made it to be. My real name on my birth certificate is Amelia Rogers, I never particularly cared for the name my parents bestowed upon me, so I changed it in high school. But I should get back to the true point in this, description, or explanation, whichever. My dream is to be the merch girl for Sleeping With Sirens, I won't lie it mostly has to do with being close to Kellin Quinn, my one and only true love. But also to spend Warped Tour with a band I love on a tour I've felt I was meant to be on. Only I don't get exactly what I wanted. No, instead I'm stuck with some no name band, from Tampa, Florida. I mean who gives a damn about Set It Off? Who are they really? Does it matter? Of course, by the end of the tour, I'll learn they'll be more to me than I ever expected. Set It Off is a real band, as well as each of the band members, Cody Carson, Austin Kerr, Dan Clermont, Maxx Danziger, Zach Dewall, as well as their wonderful tour manager, Andrew Cramb. I would like to point out, that none of the guys are they way they are made out to be in this story, they are not jerks, actually they are the opposite, there wonderful and huge sweethearts. So I am being melodramatic for the story, as well as making the character out to see the guys how she wants to see them. There are many ways for everyone to talk to them, or listen to them. Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/setitoffband Twitter - https://twitter.com/setitoff Instagram - http://instagram.com/setitoffband Tumblr - http://setitoffband.tumblr.com/ MerchNow - http://setitoff.merchnow.com/ YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/setitoffband & http://www.youtube.com/user/rockmaniac89 You can find all of their personals for each of those websites, I won't put those here, as there are many, but they are very easy to find.

A Thousand Times Goodbye to a Memory that Remains by davemustainelover12

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Night in the Ruts cover

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Sam and Colby: The Asylum cover

A Song For You//[Thonny] cover

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She's With The Band cover

Never Turning Back cover

The Nightmare at Warped Tour [A Set It Off FanFic] cover

A Thousand Times Goodbye to a Memory that Remains cover

Night in the Ruts

People always asked me how I ended up here. And sometimes I ask myself that same question. I mean, I was shy and quiet and played my guitar for only myself and all of a sudden I'm pretending to be a stripper and singing Beatles tunes in a hallway with some random singer I just met. And then I get sucked into a lie--a huge lie. It was all a tiny little white lie at first--to actually keep me AWAY from trouble. But as it turns out, the little lie has done the horribly cliché thing of spiraling out of control. Naturally this calls for hardships and loosing things that matter greatly. But the thing is, can I fix everything and right my wrongs? Or will it just be another shot in the nuts and a night spent in the ruts? RANKINGS #3 Brad Whitford #3 Joey Kramer #4 Tom Hamilton #1 Aerosmith #5 Joe Perry #3 Steven Tyler #2 performance A Steven Tyler fanfiction. (PG-13 because of drugs and I cuss... Typically 'shit' or 'damn' and there's also the occasional notorious 'f-word').