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Jake's Unfortunate Bizarre Adventure

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Reads 455
Votes 63
Parts 26
Time 45m

action adventure comedy fantasy fiction parody texttospeech

the year is 1970
Jake Freister is in his 20 and has just been discharged from the army, he served the army for 4 years and now he is finally home. Since he was a kid he loved fries a lot, Now he is back home he decides to work at the Mcdo for some time. He cooked fries and was about to eat them but someone is knocking on his door. It's the FBI 💀

Jake just wants to eat fries but life always gives him unfortunate bizarre situations.

(Thanks to H.Star for the art and Lavi for the font)
(So me and my other friends White, Togo, Larc decided to write this for fun lol)All Rights Reserved

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