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The Baby Hotline He Tries to Call Everyday || [jet]

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Reads 316
Votes 5
Parts 3
Time 7m

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bearghost dallonweekes fanficiton fanfiction jackstauber laurenbousfield lemon neilcicieregalemondemon nerosdayatdisneyland robcantor ryanseaman slightweekeman stauberdemon tallyhall teddyhyde weekeman whydidievenwritethis willwood willwoodandthetapeworms

PLEASE NOTE THIS IS BETWEEN EMBODIMENTS OF THEIR MUSIC AND NOT THE ACTUAL PEOPLE! I AM NOT IN ANY WAY ATTEMPTING TO SEXUALIZE THE CREATORS! 

100% satire and was a joke dare by my discord friends

book 1 of: Trust Tone Telephone Flowers [A StauberDemon Collection]

cover credits to francesbrumes(?) on tumblr, and if asked to change cover by artist i will remove the art from the cover, as i am not an art stealing asshole.

a romance with much smut story between embodiments of jack stauber and neil cicierega's musicAll Rights Reserved

bearghost dallonweekes fanficiton fanfiction jackstauber laurenbousfield lemon neilcicieregalemondemon nerosdayatdisneyland robcantor ryanseaman slightweekeman stauberdemon tallyhall teddyhyde weekeman whydidievenwritethis willwood willwoodandthetapeworms

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Septiplier One-Shots by septiplierbum

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~>𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐖𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐂𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫?<~

[1] Olivia Rodrigo | One shots/Imagines [F/M Readers] by Camren_Rodrigo_Swift

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Ascendant

Set in a live action version of the HTTYD fandom, this is a gritty tale of war, vengeance, dragons, assassins, love, tragedy, humor, a touch of magic, and above all, adventure! We had a blast writing this and adore the characters we have created for it! We poured our hearts out making this story together and I hope you all like it! Leave a comment if you do! (I get bots a lot so I like to see when someone who is an actual person comment lol) written by myself (acting as the "Dungeon Master" role, writing for most characters and developing story flow) and my friend @Elisabeth_Scamander aka Melody (writing for Moira, Ikatere, Melody, Edgar, Edmund, and Kahu) This is not thoroughly edited so I'm sorry if there are grammar mistakes, typos, and mispellings. We quite literally wrote this in Instagram DMs. Each message is labeled to indicate which one of us wrote it. [GEM] = myself [MELODY] = my co-writer! RATING: PG-13 TRIGGER WARNINGS: sexual assault mentioned in a couple of places. (chapters containing them have a warning at the top)