Don't pee
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Última publicación jue, feb 12, 2015
By the way, none of this is real!
Do you like to pee your pants?
Oh wait...
I mean,
Do you like to...
Yeah.
Pee your pants?
Well,
I do!
So read this!
Oh no.
Wrong script.
I mean...
Do you like to laugh your head off?
Like a turkey.
Here's a fact with that!
Fact:you tear off the turkeys head for thanksgiving.
So what's the difference?
Hope you like!
WARNING:Don't read if you don't want your head ripped off.
Also don't own a turkey.
BECAUSE I WILL COME OUT AT NIGHT AND CUT ITS HEAD OFF!
J-joke
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