Don't pee

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Parts 10

Ongoing<5 mins

Last published Thu, Feb 12, 2015

By the way, none of this is real! Do you like to pee your pants? Oh wait... I mean, Do you like to... Yeah. Pee your pants? Well, I do! So read this! Oh no. Wrong script. I mean... Do you like to laugh your head off? Like a turkey. Here's a fact with that! Fact:you tear off the turkeys head for thanksgiving. So what's the difference? Hope you like! WARNING:Don't read if you don't want your head ripped off. Also don't own a turkey. BECAUSE I WILL COME OUT AT NIGHT AND CUT ITS HEAD OFF! J-joke C-comedian

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