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lex_sumi_daniel

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Last published Tue, Mar 21, 2023

a crack fanfiction written by three teenagers on a call in the middle of the night for six consecutive hours - top!sumi x bottom!lex - lonely!daniel x president!oom_cyril - mention of d34th ... sorry Blanco

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