Uchiha Naruto : Reversed Destinies

What if by a twist of fate Naruto was not the 'Uzumaki' he was supposed to be?

Born to a loving mother who is just as much of a rule-breaker as he is, into a clan of egoistical megalomaniacs with Red-Black marbles for eyes, he will have to fight his way through the shackles of a destiny which was never meant to be his. The fact that his mother was once the clan head's love-interest and betrothed just complicates things.

'...You want me to believe that my gramps was some super badass dude of the Second Shinobi War who had a kickass necklace that protected his eyes from the stress of the Mangekyo. And that his name was Kagami Uchiha? Oh there's more. It says that my Kaa-chan was also very famous. Or should I say infamous for breaking the clan's ancient traditions and throwing Fugaku-sama's marriage contract into his face along with the shattered engagement ring AND literally kicking him out of her home. Damn. I've got so much of legacy to stand up to...Oh and what's more? I'm finding this old letter from where I'm reading these things which can be considered one of my clan's greatest treasures in my Kaa-chan's FREAKING panty drawer...?!'

'...This is just so, SO wrong...'

This is the story of Naruto Uchiha, son of Mikoto Uchiha. Can he break free of the shackles of his clan while also dealing with the vying affections of the clan head's daughter? Can he reveal the mystery of his grandfather's necklace? Can he -

'...Wait a minute...Here it says that there's this shrine near the Naka River whose entrance is only visible to those with the Mangekyo...And it says that if you don't have the Mangekyo then you can also use the Master Key beneath the...Floor mat? Who hides such an important key beneath a floor mat?! Oh well. And it also says that Madara Uchiha had a child out of wedlock with a civilian - Screw this. Damn. Whoever this Sage Of Six Paths was better not have a problem with me thinking that his mother is just super hot and bang-able...'

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