Please, Just Assassinate Me
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Last published Mon, May 2, 2022
"Eh- Winter's gonna come sooner or later."
Peter choked.
What the fuck did Clint just say?
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Peter Parker was the most awkward person you could ever meet.
He could do a quadruple backflip off of a building, no sweat.
But starting a conversation? Hilarious.
So when he started to crush on a certain metal-armed super-soldier, he knew he was in trouble.
And when that super-soldier happened to be an elite spy and the world's most dangerous assassin, he knew he was utterly fucked.
..preferably by said assassin.
⚠️WARNING: ANGRY CAP LANGUAGE (if you couldn't tell already) AND SLIGHT SLIGHT SLIGHT SMUT⚠️
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