i like the way you move

Two homophobic homies
One dance
One night
Will these two leng ass roadmen face their feelings or will they continue being pussy bitches?

Ollie wollie baguette and maxy waxy are best friends; they do everything together. From amazing tik tok dances to growing moustaches, these two lads are as close as close can be (maybe too close if you catch my drift, homeslice).
But, will their "friendship" soon turn into something that they both hate the most?Will they finally show everyone the actual reason why they say the f slur?? We will have to wait and see.

Oliver is very quirky. He loves to steal people's things and yell out offensive words and slurs.

What a sexy beast; am i right lads??

He's used to getting all the girls including a skater girl who is such a main character that loves to talk about "underground bands" she listens to like Queen and The Neighbourhood 🥺🤞uwu #notliketheothergirls. She seems like the perfect match for our young baguette here but, for him, something-or maybe someone- is missing. Who knows, that missing piece could have been right in front of his beautiful shitty orbs this whole time.

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Haven't updated in ages and prob never will 😱🔥💯❗

Also, the picture isn't of them- it's just some random google lads. <3