My shitposts on dsmp (and other things)
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Last published Wed, Dec 22, 2021
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As a fan of the Dream SMP, you suddenly find yourself stuck in their world. "Dream, until today, your life has been part of a roleplay in Minecraft that I've watched", I exclaim. Dream freezes. I watch as he raises a shaky hand and lifts the mask up his face. I now stare into confused green eyes. "What did you just say", Dream asks. Most Impressive Rankings: #63 fanfiction (2/13/21) #7 xreader (2/21/21) #1 minecraftau (3/14/21) #1 dreamsmpxreader (3/16/21) #2 technoblade (3/19/21) #1 lmanberg (4/27/21) #1 tommyinnit (5/17/21) #3 philza (5/17/21) #1 ghostbur (5/20/21) #1 wilbursoot (5/21/21) #1 dream (6/16/21) #1 dsmp (6/6/21) #1 tubbo (7/31/21) #1 ranboo (11/13/21) #1 script (1/23/22)Complete
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐃: 𝐀 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 | 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
"𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭-" His voice fell low. "𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐝?" " 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝. 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐞. 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩𝐨𝐧. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐝. " ⊱ ────── {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} ────── ⊰ After waking up in a new century with blurred memories of her former life, (Y/n) is brought back into the world of living by a man she doesn't even recognise. With the same aspirations and bravery that she kept centuries ago, she longs to complete the task she set out to do back when she first discovered it. ⊱ ────── {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} ────── ⊰ Started: 22/10/21 Completed: 13/07/22 Cover: @/Ulfvae on IGComplete
𝕺𝖓𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕬𝖗𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 || Technoblade x Reader ||
[COMPLETED] "I hope you know I want nothing to do with you." "Feeling is mutual Princess." "Don't call me that" "Oh sorry that's right, Queen" "Don't call me that either!" Not exactly sure how this happened yet here you are. You've only know Technoblade as a rival, an enemy. You spent your entire life growing up with that information. He was the bad guy. Yet here you are now getting married to him. [In honor of Technoblade, thank you for everything]Complete
Quackbur One-shots
Please keep in mind that the fanart isint mind it ALL goes to the rightful creators! Yeah just some one-shots basicly. I dont know if I will be doing smut but incase I do (Likely not) I will put a warning beforehead!Complete
𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖆 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖇 || Technoblade x Reader||
[COMPLETED] 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 "𝚖𝚊𝚗" 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎. 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚘 𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎?Complete
#---𝙄𝘿𝙔𝙇𝙇𝙄𝘾
[𝙖.] 𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙙𝙮𝙡𝙡; 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙮, 𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡, 𝙤𝙧 𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙦𝙪𝙚 «_____________________________» |•𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺•| 𝙑𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝘿𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙎𝙈𝙋 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡 𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘 𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝘾𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙨 𝙜𝙤 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙨 :) WRITTEN BY ASSPECTZComplete
Not Tommy Anymore
Read the first part, I promise my writing is better than a 6 year olds. If any CC in this is uncomfortable with it let me know so I can take it down, I will admit I'm unaware of all of their boundaries and would like to be educated on it so I can keep our favorite people comfortable, it is not my wish to make anyone unhappy so please let me know if I've crossed any lines.Complete
Mcyt incorrect quotes
Various incorrect quotes I've found and decided to use for these boys Keep in mind that this is all for fun and I'm not trying to offend anyone! Anything regarding ships is purely fictional, and please don't force anything! This is all for for fun! Also I don't own anything unless I say so! All of these I found from various users on Tumblr and from various fandoms.Complete
As a fan of the Dream SMP, you suddenly find yourself stuck in their world. "Dream, until today, your life has been part of a roleplay in Minecraft that I've watched", I exclaim. Dream freezes. I watch as he raises a shaky hand and lifts the mask up his face. I now stare into confused green eyes. "What did you just say", Dream asks. Most Impressive Rankings: #63 fanfiction (2/13/21) #7 xreader (2/21/21) #1 minecraftau (3/14/21) #1 dreamsmpxreader (3/16/21) #2 technoblade (3/19/21) #1 lmanberg (4/27/21) #1 tommyinnit (5/17/21) #3 philza (5/17/21) #1 ghostbur (5/20/21) #1 wilbursoot (5/21/21) #1 dream (6/16/21) #1 dsmp (6/6/21) #1 tubbo (7/31/21) #1 ranboo (11/13/21) #1 script (1/23/22)
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