Jack Manifold x Whoppa

Jack Manifold moves in to a new complex in London and happens to stumble across a REALLY cute next door neighbor. The only problem is the neighbor is...a male. I mean- Jack Manifold ISNT homophobic or anything but he doesn't think he's gay....right...? Right..? RIGHT?! Wrong. Jack Manifold is the gayest bald greenish blueish greyish eyed bald perfect teeth man. In shorter words he wants to get L A I D. That man is so horny istg i'd be scared if I was him.
Written by: Jack Mani SIMP.
Cover credits: I found it on google. IDFK.
Yup, this is in a Jack Manifold point of view. I AM JACK MANIFOLD'S UNKNOWN SIDE. FEAR ME. Or don't. I'm not really intimidating. Just desperate.
Okay this is too long (that's what he said haha) so let's get on with the story before it's morning for everyone. (this is a shared account and I want to get the first chapter done before they kill me)
Also YES there WILL be smut/Nsfw chapters. Didn't ask if you wanted this. Don't care.
THIS SHIP IS CANNON GUYS <333 /Hj