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Help! I was sold to Shrek! - (Shrek X Reader)

VoldysHairlessNips

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Reads 1,503
Votes 8
Parts 4
Time 10m

VoldysHairlessNips

completed crackfic daddyshrek donkey dragon fiona readerinsert sexyshrek sexytime shrek shrekisloveshrekislife shrekxreader

Y/N has an abusive crackhead mother that sells her to Shrek. (This is a crack fic read at your own risk! lol) I hope you all enjoy!
Trigger warning! Abusive mother, a little spiceAll Rights Reserved

completed crackfic daddyshrek donkey dragon fiona readerinsert sexyshrek sexytime shrek shrekisloveshrekislife shrekxreader

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