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Never Trust A Duck

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My friends and I were having a discussion on what it would be like in TLH if Will got drunk at a family dinner and this basically happened 
((Cover art creds to Cassandra Jean)) 
I don't know if I'll continue with it, but it was fun to writeAll Rights Reserved

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