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Cilantro

VeryPurpleSushi

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Parts 30
Time 5h 46m

Reads 43
Votes 1
Parts 30
Time 5h 46m

VeryPurpleSushi

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Isolated for years, Australia has become a dystopia where one's opinion of cilantro determines the course of their life.

The citizens of Australia name themselves once they've tasted cilantro and decided if it tastes good, or like soap. But one young woman breaks tradition and proclaims the herb good, but soap-like. Her impulsive honest answer sets in motion a chain of events that causes her and others to question the division between cilantro lovers and haters, Australia's isolation, and even the rebel groups that try ceaselessly to free the citizens of Cilantro.All Rights Reserved

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