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This is a book on my AUs shenanigans put into quotes. Some of them I've made myself, others I've gotten from a generator, and some I got from a generator and edited to make it longer or to fit the situation better. Hope you guys enjoy!
Warnings: I don't own the cover, that was made by MaxxDoodles! Go check them out on Facebook or something! Also, mentions of stabbing, nothing gory, and some other stuff you'd regularly find in Marvel or in Hermitcraft. If you have any questions, please let me know!

Official AU Name: Project HermitVengersAll Rights Reserved

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